1. Yo mama so fat, she had to take her bath in the ocean.
2. Yo mama so fat, she uses Earth as a bowling ball.
3. Yo mama so fat, words can't even describe her.
4. Yo mama so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
5. Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming, people tried to claim her as a new island.
6. Yo mama so fat, she had to buy 4 private airplane tickets.
8. Yo mama so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
9. Yo mama so fat, when she fell in love, she broke it.
10. Yo mama so fat, she doesn't need the Internet because she's already worldwide.
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I've always wondered why there aren't any Yo dad jokes. Like do all dad's work out and never work out? Is that why there's only jokes of moms? Idk, but my mom is pretty damn skinny. (Except when she got pregnant)
FAT. FAT. FAT. FAT. FAT. FAT. FAT. Lol, I don't even. Fat's just a fun word to say. Bet you tried it. I also have a new book out, it's called "Music Lyrics". Basically I add in music with their lyrics in. So if you have trouble finding good music, check it out! I'm such a sellout. Peace out!
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