1. What do you call a Mexican on a riding lawn mower?
Promoted.
2. What do you call a building full of Mexicans?
Jail.
3. How are Mexicans and basketball players alike?
They both jump, shoot, and steal a lot.
4. What do you call a Mexican who had their car stolen?
Carlos.
5. What do Mexicans and vending machines have in common?
They both take your money and don't work.
6. What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
7. Why do Mexican kids walk like they own the school?
Their dad built it and their mom cleans it.
8. Two Mexicans are in a car, who is driving?
A cop.
9. Why don't Mexicans cross the border in 3's?
It saids no trespassing.
10. What do you call Mexican basketball?
Juan on Juan.
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