1. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
2. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
4. I got lost in thought, it was unfamiliar territory.
5. I have a drinking problem, I can't afford it.
6. When everything's coming in your way, your in the wrong lane.
7. If everything seems to be going well, you've overlooked something.
8. Many people quit looking for a job when they've found work.
9. I tried putting my head together, but now my body is falling apart!
10. Life's a bitch, deal with it.
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HumorJokes, comebacks, insults, quotes, yo mama's, and other meaningless funny shit. I try to find some you haven't heard before because that's just lame if you've heard the same thing again and again. MUST READ if you don't I can't do anything but still...
