1. If ugly were bricks, you'll be the Great Wall of China.
2. I like you! You remind me of myself when I was young, ugly, and stupid.
3. Anyone who'd told you to be yourself couldn't have given you any worse advice.
4. The only advantage you have, and ever will have, is that you can kiss my ass and I can't.
5. Don't be so open minded, you're brains might fall out.
6. Your creeping my imaginary friend out. Seriously, stop it, or he might just eat you. NOM, NOM, NOM.
7. The last thing I want to do is to hurt you, but it's on the list anyway.
8. Sorry, but if I agreed with you, we'll both be wrong.
9. So, a thought crossed your mind? Damn, must've been a long and lonely journey.
10. If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.
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Somehow basically every song is about love. Somehow, I just noticed that. And I don't have anything to ramble about other than RAMBLE ABOUT RAMBLING.
That's probably a relief, right? Peace out!
*Brofist*
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