1. Girl: Your ex is cute.
Boyfriend : Who?
Girl : Me :D
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2. Girl : Wanna see a magic trick?
Boyfriend : Sure.
Girl : POOF! Your single!
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3. Girl : Sorry the call ended, I was breaking up with you.
Boyfriend : WHAT? AFTER TWO YEARS, YOU BREAK UP WITH ME BY TEXT? YOUR PATHETIC. DONT BOTHER GETTING YOUR SHIT FROM MY HOUSE. IM BURNING THEM, YOU DICK!
Girl : I meant the phone call, I had horrible connection. And now since you mention it, breaking up with you sounds like a fantastic idea, you OVERDRAMATIC BITCH!
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4. Boy : HAPPY 6th ANNIVERSARY!
Girlfriend : Um... It's only been one month...
Boy : Sorry, wrong person.
Girlfriend : It's okay. WAIT WHAT?
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5. Boy : Hey. You left your pants at my house last night. Things got pretty crazy last night ;)
Girlfriend : How crazy?
Boy : Damn, you must've been super drunk. But we had done IT that's for sure.
Girlfriend : Sounds like fun!! Just remember I'm out of town with my parents :)
Boy : Oh shit...
Girlfriend : Yea. By the way, we're over. Just in case you forget from this day on.
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6. Boy : Do you want to see my new magic trick?
Girlfriend : No.
Boy : Then how am I supposed to break up with you?
Girlfriend : There's this new invention called talking...
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7. Girl : I want us to be like Selena and Justin.
Boy : Babe they broke up...
Girl : Ok, fine Seal and Heidi.
Boy : .......They split up too.
Girl : JESUS OK FINE. Britney and Justin.
Boy : THEY SPLIT UP LIKE TEN YEARS AGO!
Girl : Obviously your not catching on. We're over.
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8. Boy : We're over.
Girl : Kay, bye.
Boy : Don't you 'bye' me! Your suppose to feel pain! Why aren't you feeling pain?!
Girl : Cuz I don't care. G2G
Boy : This is not over, tomorrow I'm texting you to break up again and your gonna feel PAIN!
Girl : Your retarded. Cyaz loser.
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9. Boy : What would you do if I broke up with you?
Girl : Get back with my ex.
Boy : Now I see how much you care. We're done.
Girl : Hey wanna go out again?
Boy : Go with your ex.
Girl : But you are my ex. :P
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10. Boy : Sorry, but I think we need to see other people.
Girl : Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You really thought I would cry over you?
I said I loved you,
You thought that was true,
Well guess what player,
You just got played too.
Boy : YOU BITCH!
Girl : Coming from the guy who was cheating on 8 girls while going out with me.
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So hey bros! Umm.. Yeah srry for not updating for like 3 months or something. My phone got taken away for two fucking months, so I couldn't do dip shit.
But now I got it back. So yay?
And I have like fucking 300 reads! That's brilliant! I'm a genius! So thank you all. So, Peace out!
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