1. Yo mamas so fat, she sat in a iPod and turned it into a iPad.
2. Yo mamas so fat, when she stepped on the weighing machine, it said " To be continued...".
3. Yo mamas so fat, the National Weather Service names each one of her farts.
4. Yo mamas so fat, she had to iron her pants on the driveway.
5. Yo mamas so fat, when she wore a red coat people yelled," FIRE ENGINE!!".
6. Yo mamas so fat, she went out with high heels, came back with flip flops.
7. Yo mamas so fat, words can't describe her.
8. Yo mamas so fat, the sorting hat put her in all four houses.
9. Yo mamas so fat, that light bends around her.
10. Yo mamas so fat, the last time she saw 9999, it was on a scale.
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Looking back now, I really want to delete this chapter. Yo mama jokes are not even relevant these days.
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HumorJokes, comebacks, insults, quotes, yo mama's, and other meaningless funny shit. I try to find some you haven't heard before because that's just lame if you've heard the same thing again and again. MUST READ if you don't I can't do anything but still...
