1. Mei's feelings
"I totally one hundred percent support you and Oikawa-san!" Mei gave Tobio a thumbs up.
"Really?"
"Yep! I'm so happy for you! I'm really happy that you turned out to be gay and not cheating on me with some girly whore or something--hahahahha!!! Right?" She hugged Tobio's arm.
"Uhh.."
"I mean I should have noticed the signs! You were miserable the entire time we were dating, and you have smooth skin ad nice legs--I don't even think you shave your legs--and your ass is just, voluptuous!"
"My ass isn't that big!" Tobio turned red with embarrassment as Mei continued. "I bet Oikawa-san likes to smack those cheeks eh Tobio-kun? He likes spanking those nice butt cheeks-"
"Good bye" Tobio hurriedly walked away.
"If anyone messes with you for being gay Tobio-kun! Just tell me and I'll deal with them! I support you okay? I'm team Oikage!" Mei shouted. "I promise I am team Oikage! I definitely do not sometimes have this urge to hit Oikawa's head with a metal bat and break your legs so you can't run away from me! "
"Thank you, I guess" Tobio decided to set up cameras everywhere in his house.
2. I WON'T HESITATE BITCH
(During Kageyama and Mei's relationship)
"I saw you hanging out with HINATA YESTERDAY!" Mei showed Kageyama a picture of him and Hinata eating ice cream. In the background he could see Tsukishima buying more ice cream.
"Mei it's not what you think-" Kageyama started
"I WON'T HESITATE BITCH !!" Mei pulled out a metal bat and charged out of the house, running to the direction of Hinata's house.
3. Singing along
"One~ last time" Kageyama sang.
"I need to be the one~ Who takes you home" Oikawa joins, circling his arms around Tobio.
"One more time~ I promise after that, I'll let you g--" Tobio and Oikawa sang. "Let you go? Bitch please! I am never letting you go,you're MINE!!! " and then he picked up the confused black haired boy and carried him into the sunset~
Oh yes and also behind them are very angry Sugamama and Daichi screaming at Oikawa to give them their child back
"SIKE! HE'S MINE NOW!"
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My Tobio-chan (Oikage Completed)
FanfictionKageyama has a crazy ex girlfriend who stalks him and keeps forcing herself to him, and quite frankly he's sick of it, so he confronts her and ended up telling her that he's gay. She promised to leave him alone on the condition that she was to meet...
