You're a psychopath (lol I can't even describe this chapter.)
Tw: swearing, violence, Sex.
Play the song while reading the lyrics.
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"Hey y/n! Have you wrote any songs lately?" Ron asked me as we walked to the common room.
"Yeah, it's a working in progress though." I said plainly as I shrugged my shoulders like it was nothing.
"Can we hear it?" Harry asked
"Um- I don't think you'll be able to handle it" I said double thinking if I should let them hear it.
"Oh come on y/n how bad can it be?" Asked Ron while he smiles widely not knowing what he signed up for.
"Okay, fine. You ready Mione?" I asked her. She knows the short song and the lyrics to it. She smirks and nods reassuringly. I smiled back and started playing the piano in the common room.
My daddy put a gun to my head
Ron: No way! Do you need help?!
Harry: Are you alright y/n?!
Hermione: 😏
Said, "If you kiss a girl I'm gonna shoot you dead"
Ron: Bloody hell! (No pun intended)
Harry: 😧
Hermione:🥵🤭
So I tied him up with gaffa tape
And locked him in a shed
Ron: Are you mad!
Harry: You're a psycho!
Hermione:😉😏
Then I went out to the garden
And I fucked my best friend
Ron: Wait- isn't Mione-
Harry: Your Best Friend!!
Hermione: 🥵😳🤭
"Took you too long. Mione and I have been dating for a few months now." I said proudly as I see Hermione blush a little.
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Hermione Granger One Shots and Shorts
FanfictionJust little scenarios in my head. They get longer, I promise... Smut maybe? Only if someone requests it! Hermione x fem!reader (Requests are open!)
