Hermione Being Horny

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Y/n:
Hey Hermione!

Hermione:
Yeah?

Y/n:
So I was thinking, do you want to maybe come home with me for the holidays?

Hermione:
Why? What for?

Y/n:
So you can taste everything my mom made.

Hermione:
*Looks at you up and down, liking her lips

😳

*You realize

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*You realize

*You fake gasp

Y/n:
Hermione Jean Granger!

*She blushes like a tomato while grinnig like an idiot

Hermione:
What?

Y/n:
You and your dirty mind, I tell you!

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*Y/n and Hermione at their shared dorm

Y/n:
Mione can you tell me a poem?

Hermione:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
All of my naughty thoughts
Involve you

Y/n:
Oh yeah?

Hermione:
Yeah

Y/n:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
My room is dirty
And your mind is too

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*Y/n sees Hermione across the room

Y/n:
Hey Hermione! Can you come here for me real quick?!

Hermione:
Oh, I will certainly do that

Harry:
Blimey Hermione!

Ron:
Bloody hell!

Ginny:
Get your minds out of the gutter!

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Hermione:
Merry Christmas!

Y/n:
Merry Christmas!

Hermione:
What are you doing right now?

Y/n:
Oh I'm about to eat, you?

Hermione:
I wish there was no comma

Y/n:
What?

Hermione:
What?

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