"You can't just have him all to yourself, you need to share!"Hermione shouted exasperatedly.
"He's not an object to be shared! He's my child!" I retaliated gesturing with my hands.
"He's our child! Our child, Y/n!" Hermione shouts back, I huff at her.
"I'm filing a divorce, and I'm taking the child!" I concluded as Hermione scoffs.
"Guys! Shut the fuck up, I'm taking Crookshanks for a walk!" Harry shouts.
Hermione and I looked at each other before shouting
"Give us back our child!"
We ran to catch up with Harry as he dashed through the halls with Crookshanks in hand.
"HARRY JAMES POTTER! GIVE US OUR CHILD RIGHT NOW OR YOU WILL BE STAYING AT THE INFIRMARY FOR A WEEK!!!"
Let's just say you and Hermione learnt to 'share' Crookshanks with each other.
The consequences? Oh, it's just Harry visiting Madame Pomfrey...... for a week.
🙂 nothing serious.
Remember kids: sharing is caring! 😊
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Hermione Granger One Shots and Shorts
ספרות חובביםJust little scenarios in my head. They get longer, I promise... Smut maybe? Only if someone requests it! Hermione x fem!reader (Requests are open!)
