Stiles: Hey
Derek: Hey?
Stiles: I can't sleep
Derek: I can. night
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Stiles: hey- what u want for that age thing?
Stiles: wait- no
Stiles: birthday, yes
Derek: THE AGE THING
Stiles: YES
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Derek: You do nothing all day. You should go out of the house to find something to do.
Stiles: I convert oxygen into carbon dioxide. I regenerate cells. I transmit nerve signals to my brain. I digest food. How is that nothing?
Derek: Wow
Stiles: I know
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Derek: Seriously. Unlock the door Stiles.
Stiles: No
Derek: You're such a bitch
Stiles: Thank you!
Derek: WTF
Stiles: Bitch is a dog, dog's bark, bark is on a tree, a tree is in nature, nature in beautiful.
Derek: I hope you step on a piece of lego
Stiles: OH HELL NO U DID NOT JUST GO THERE
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Stiles: Derek.
Derek: Heyy thre baby
Stiles: Are you drunk?
Derek: Shhhh, how old are u sweat thing
Stiles: 14, what do you think!?
Derek: perfect, age is just a number
Stiles: You know what else is just a number?
Derek: What
Stiles: 9-1-1
Derek: Nevermind.
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Stiles: What would you do if I broke up with you?
Derek: Get back with my ex
Stiles: Now I see how much you care, I'm done
Derek: Hey wanna go out?
Stiles: Go with your ex
Derek: You are my ex
Stiles: ...
Stiles: Asshole
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