Luca/Alberto One Shots Bloopers (part 1)

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Requested by BLITHESORIANO

Now, this is gonna be random one shots from the past, but it's all silly, cringey, and random stuff behind the screen.

Imagine all the one shots was all a set. (Sowwy -3-) This is just a satire joke and just having fun! Also I won't be doing ALL my one shots as bloopers, only some, Okay I might do a few parts.

This one shot will encounter language, jokes, and giggly content.

Alrighty then Enjoy!!

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(Hiccups)

Giulia: Hey Y/n? I bet you wanna kiss him don't you?~ *smoochy face*

Y/n: shut the f*ck up Weasley!!

Author-Chan: CUT! Ay Dios Mio...For the last time Y/n! You don't say anything!! You blush and feel shy! Remember, your the sweet and shy girl.

Y/n: but it's funny ;^;

Author-Chan: I know it is sweetie, but this is the first one shot, be clean for once.

Alberto: I forgot my script...what are my lines again?

Author-Chan: .....Ay Ay Ay...*takes off glasses and rubs her eyes*

(take 2)

Y/n: *went to grab a spoon and sugar*

Alberto: *smirks and blew on her ear*

Y/n: EEEEEEEEEE!!! *drops the sugar and squishes*

Author-Chan: Alberto come on! Focus!

Alberto: sorry mom -3-

(Take 3)

Y/n: open wide

Alberto: *opens while she feeds him the sugar, immediately gags*

Y/n: *laughs*

Author-Chan: okay that's funny 😆

(Take 4)

Alberto: *leans forward to kiss Y/n, but she stops him*

Y/n: hold on I'm not ready yet...

Alberto: my breath ain't too bad.

Y/n: it smells like garlic

Alberto: but you like garlic.

Y/n: I do but...Uhh, does anyone have mints?

Author-Chan: FOR GOD SAKE ITS A QUICK KISS!!!

(Take 5)

Giulia: OOGA BOOGA! *jumps on Alberto but missed, landed on the floor* ow...

Alberto: wait..was I supposed to move away?

Author-Chan: no Alberto...

Alberto: sorry...

Author-Chan: take 6, action!

Giulia: OOGA BOOGA!! *jumps on Alberto and he tripped on top of Y/n, they all fell down*

Author-Chan: ....eh, that works.

(Take 7)

Alberto: you know, you taste sweeter than sugar~

Y/n: and you taste spicier than nachos.

Author-Chan: I love it!

Bruno: Mi amor, that's not in the script.

Author-Chan: *sighs* fine...take 3...

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(Sick Days)

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