Artemis: *walks into the kitchen* I'm back. What's new?
Athena: Hermes and I are dating.
Apollo, Persephone, and Aphrodite: *quietly turn to look at her*
Hermes: *stops chewing on his cake and looks at her*
Persephone: I'm sorry, what was that?
Athena: You heard me.
Apollo and Persephone: *turn to look at Hermes*
Hermes: *blushes and smiles sheepishly*
Apollo: *coughs up his coffee*
Artemis: *sits down beside Apollo* I asked what was new.
Athena and Hermes: You knew?
Artemis: Yeah, aunt Hestia and I already decided to place bets on you two.
Athena: Since when?
Artemis: A couple millenia ago.
Athena and Hermes: *exchange glances*
Hermes: We just got together a month ago.
Persephone: A month?! You've been together a month and you didn't say anything?!
Artemis: *blinks* There's no way it took you guys that long to figure it out. There's no fucking way.
Aphrodite: Wait, a month ago? You two were making out last July.
Apollo and Persephone: *jaws drop*
Athena: *blushes* Yeah, uh... I don't think they need to know that.
Aphrodite: Of course they do, dear.
Apollo and Persephone: *stare at Athena and Hermes*
Persephone: *suddenly bursts into tears and rushes to hug Athena and Hermes* I've been waiting for this day my entire life.
Apollo: Me too! *sobs and joins the hug*
Athena and Hermes: *glance at each other*
Hermes: *gives her a confused smile*
Athena: *awkwardly pats Persephone's back*
Poseidon, Demeter, and Hera: *walk into the room*
Hera: What's going on here?
Demeter: *looks worried* Persephone sweetheart, why are you crying?
Persephone: *smiles through her happy tears* 'Thena and Hermes are dating!
Hera: *gapes at them*
Poseidon: *slowly grins*
Demeter: *sighs and mutters* Oh, here we go.
Poseidon: I KNEW IT! BOTH OF YOU PAY UP THOSE THOUSAND DRACHMAS RIGHT NOW!
Demeter and Hera: *groan*
Athena: *stares at everyone*
Hermes: *steps beside her and places his hand on her back* Was... was everyone betting on us this whole time?
Everyone: Yes.
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A/N: BlueeCookiess dared Athena to tell their relationship to the other gods.
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