Hermes: *grabs his order from the counter at Starbucks and smiles at the barista* Thanks!
Poseidon: I'm telling you, Hermes. Taking a break sounds nice for me but she's not gonna last the whole day doing my job.
Hermes: Uncle, I think you're forgetting she's like the smartest goddess ever. She'll do just fine. Great, even.
Poseidon: Yes, but does she know anything about underwater affairs? I think not, so I highly doubt it.
Hermes: *rolls his eyes*
Hermes and Poseidon: *teleport to Poseidon's underwater palace*
Poseidon: *jaw drops*
Hermes: *grins* Anyways, you were saying?
Poseidon: My palace. It's... it's completely fixed?
Hermes and and Poseidon: *walk towards Poseidon's study*
Athena and Amphitrite: *chatting*
Amphitrite: *turns to Poseidon* Athena has been lovely today. She not only repaired the damaged parts of the palace, but managed to renovate the whole place in a single day!
Athena: Oh, it was no sweat. Seriously though, why did it take you six hundred years to build an arcade room? It took me half an hour, Uncle.
Poseidon: *stares at her in shock*
Amphitrite: She even found a solution to the sewage problem on the coast! Isn't that great? Oh, Hermes! If I could snatch Athena from you, I would!
Hermes: *laughs* Not gonna happen, 'Trite.
Amphitrite: *grabs Poseidon's arm and drags him away* Oh, darling! I have to show you what she did with the kitchen!
Athena: *leans back on the chair and closes her eyes* I'm glad that's over with.
Hermes: *walks towards her and hands her the cup of cold brew coffee* Rough day? I figured you'd need this.
Athena: *smiles and takes a sip* Thank you, Hermes. Is it still okay with you to help me on the next part of FeltyPancake417's dare?
Hermes: I'm not gonna pass up an opportunity to rob a bank with you and my kids, Ena!
Athena: *sighs*
Hermes: Can we wear those Money Heist masks though?
Athena: *stares at him* Hermes, what? No!
*later*
Athena, Hermes, and the Hermes campers: *rush out of the bank with bags of money, dressed like the Money Heist characters*
Hermes campers: *get into the back of their van*
Athena and Hermes: *rush into the front seats*
Hermes: *starts driving and looks at Athena* Thanks for letting us wear the costumes again, Ena.
Athena: *scowls at him*
Hermes: *awkwardly looks away and clears his throat*
Travis: I can't believe we just robbed a bank!
Connor: I know!
Julia: Don't you mean Stoll from a bank?
Alice: *chuckles and high-fives her*
Athena: Not gonna lie. That was kind of clever.
Travis and Connor: *blink*
Julia: Seriously, how do you guys still not get that?
Hermes: *eyes widen* Oh my gods, Athena. We basically just taught my teenage kids to commit a crime. We're setting a bad example.
Cecil: Don't worry, dad. It's not like we haven't stolen before.
Connor: Yeah! We steal chips and shirts from convenience stores all the time.
Athena: *facepalms*
Hermes: *grimaces* I really don't think stealing a bag of chips from a small store should be on the same scale as robbing thousands worth of cash from a heavily guarded bank, Travis.
Connor: It's Connor.
Hermes: Right, sorry.
Everyone: *goes silent*
Julia: We can still keep the money, right?
Athena and Hermes: No!
Hermes campers: Aw...
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