Athena: *reading a book on her bed and stroking Hermes' hair*
Hermes: *laying on her stomach with his arms wrapped around her, fast asleep*
Athena: *flips a page on her book*
Elle: *opens the door* Psst. Mom!
Athena: *hums and looks up* Yes, dear?
Elle: *beckons her to come*
Athena: *sighs and taps Hermes* Hey, I have to go.
Hermes: *groans, half-asleep, and rolls off of her and to the other side of the bed*
Athena: *walks over to Elle outside the room and closes the door* What?
Elle: *grins* You have a dare from Kezialove772002.
*later*
Annabeth and Percy: *looking at each other, confused*
Athena: *leaning on the kitchen counter with her arms closed*
Hermes: *shuffles inside and rubs his eyes* Percy? Annabeth?
Percy: *waves* Hey, Lord Hermes!
Athena: *hands him a cup of coffee* Take a seat.
Hermes: Thanks, Ena. *smiles at her and pulls up a chair*
Athena: *clasps her hands together* I have some news.
Annabeth: *narrows her eyes* What kind of news?
Athena: *clears her throat* Well...
Hermes: *looks at her expectantly and takes a sip from his coffee*
Athena: Hermes and I are having a baby.
Percy: *jaw drops*
Hermes: *spits his coffee out*
Annabeth: You're seriou - *chokes on her water and starts coughing*
Artemis and Apollo: You're what?
Aphrodite: YOU'RE WHAT?! *looks at her with wide eyes*
Everyone: *turns to see them at the doorway*
Apollo: *covers his mouth in shock*
Artemis: *points between her and Hermes* You two -
Aphrodite: THIS IS NEWS INDEED!
Athena: Wait -
Percy: I don't know how to process this.
Annabeth: Me neither.
Hermes: Are you -
Aphrodite: Athena and Hermes can get it!
Athena: Hold on a second!
Hermes: Because if you are, that's not mine!
Aphrodite: *blinks and looks at Athena* What?
Apollo: Oh, drama?
Percy: *grimaces*
Athena: *pinches the bridge of her nose*
Aphrodite: *looks at Hermes* Wait, what do you mean it's not yours?
Artemis: This is some fucked-up plot twist right here.
Hermes: *gives her a look of betrayal* How could you?
Annabeth: *gasps* You cheated on Hermes?
Athena: *facepalms* Seriously, you too, Annabeth?
Apollo: So if it isn't Hermes, then who's the actual dad?
Athena: I -
Hermes: Athena, don't you dare deny it when the words already came right out of you. We've never even -
Athena: For the love of gods, brain babies! You complete morons! I was talking about brain children!
Everyone: *pauses before slowly letting out a sigh of relief*
Athena: Idiots! *walks out*
Elle: *snickers as she leans on the wall* Smooth move, mother.
Athena: Shut up.
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