Elle: Hey, mom? Just a question. Which of your kids is your least favorite?
Athena: Why would you ask such a question?
Elle: I'm just relaying the question. It's KaitlynZeusDaughter's.
Hermes: *looks at Athena* To be fair, that's easier than asking who her favorite is.
Athena and Elle: *raise an eyebrow*
Hermes: Now I see the resemblance. Never mind.
Athena: *taps her chin* My least favorite... Oh, definitely Elon.
Hermes: *nods* Understandable.
Elle: Hold on a minute! Elon? As in Elon Musk?
Athena: *grimaces*
Elle: *plops down on the bed, shocked* That idiot is my half-brother?
Athena: Disowned half-brother, but yes, I'm afraid so.
Elle: *furrows her eyebrows* When did you disown him?
Hermes: *chuckles* I think your mother's last straw was when he named his child X something something. She went ballistic.
Athena: *rubs her temples* Please. Never remind of that ever again. Ever! Hearing it gives me a migraine.
Elle: *groans* Me too. I've been through hell ever since he took over Twitter.
Athena: Oh, it wasn't just about Twitter, but there you have it. Least favorite kid.
Hermes: What about from my kids?
Athena: My least favorite of yours?
Hermes: Yeah!
Athena: Amy Schumer.
Hermes: Wow, you didn't even hesitate.
Athena: I don't have to. She's annoying. And I mean incredibly.
Hermes: *mutters* Well, you're not wrong.
Athena: I wonder who she gets that from. *gives Hermes a pointed look*
Hermes: Hey!
Athena: *laughs and leans her head on his shoulder* I'm kidding.
Elle: *stares at Hermes and frowns* Wait, are you guys serious? Amy Schumer?!
Hermes: Yeah, we don't talk about it.
Athena: Any thoughts, Elle?
Elle: Can I just say thank the gods she dropped out of the Barbie movie.
Athena: Definitely! Margot is a savior.
Elle: Did you know I only found out about Amy almost being in Barbie from the comments of a tweet about one of her rejected Oscars jokes?
Athena: What joke?
Hermes: Oh no. If that's what I think it is...
Elle: *searches a Tweet up in her phone and shows it to Athena*
Hermes: *tries to snatch the phone away* Don't read it!
Athena: *moves away from him and reads the post*
Hermes: *groans*
Athena: *gasps in horror and tosses the phone back to Elle* Oh my gods... no. What on Olympus possessed her to write it and admit it?! What happened to decorum?
Hermes: *sighs* I tried to warn you.
Athena: Why would you show me that, Elle?!
Elle: Listen, if I had to be traumatized by this, so do you.
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