Hermes: Hi, has anyone seen Lord Zeus? I have some messages to deliver.
Olympians: *watching a one-way Iris message*
Athena: *beams and grabs his hand* Hermes, just in time! Come here. We need ideas!
Hermes: Ideas on wh - What is Zeus doing? *walks closer and sees Zeus through the rainbow*
Athena: foureyedbookkeeper dared me to get him to do twelve tasks for us Olympians.
Hermes: And he agreed.
Athena: *smiles innocently* Of course he did.
Hermes: You scared him, didn't you, Ena? *chuckles*
Athena: Of course I did, dumbass.
Hermes: *rolls his eyes affectionately*
Artemis: Apollo gave the first suggestion.
Apollo: I got him to turn into a human for a week.
Ares: Five minutes in and he's already running from a Laistrygonian.
Athena: And of course, we placed bets on what he was going to do. Aunt Hestia and I won.
Hermes: What did you bet on?
Athena: That he was gonna be running within five minutes instead of facing it.
Hermes: *looks at Hestia*
Hestia: *shrugs* I was being sensible.
Hermes: Oh! I have a suggestion.
Apollo: Oh, this is gonna be awesome. I can feel it.
Hermes: Get him to steal Perse's wedding ring while wearing a mask.
*later*
Zeus: *shrieking at the top of his lungs as he runs and clutches the ring*
Cerberus: *chases him and growls*
Olympians: *laughing*
Zeus: *quickly rushes out of the Underworld* I GOT THE RING! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?! CAN I COME BACK ALREADY?!
Athena: *talks through the Iris message* Nope, you still have ten tasks!
Hera: And speaking of tasks, your next one is to bring the ring back.
Zeus: WHAT? ARE YOU CRAZY?!
Hera: *slowly grins* Without the mask this time. And if you ever get caught, don't even think about explaining your situation.
Demeter: Don't you think that's a bit harsh, sister?
Hera: *taps her chin and hums* You might be right.
Demeter and Hera: *stare at each other*
Everyone: *bursts into laughter*
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