Hermes: Whoa whoa whoa. You're telling me this is going to be a real lightsaber? As in Star Wars lightsaber?
Athena: *nods as she works on the lightsaber* I made use of a ball of light and reshaped it with Apollo and Hephaestus' help. Now all I need to do is securely tighten the screws.
Hermes: I've been trying to make a lightsaber for years now. I didn't think of that.
Athena: *mutters* Thank the gods you gave up trying.
Hermes: Hey, you were pretty interested in my progress.
Athena: That was before you used a flame torch and nearly burned my studio down.
Hermes: *frowns*
Athena: Tell you what. I'm giving you the honors of being the first to try this out. *hands him the lightsaber and smiles*
Hermes: Really? So, do I just push this button?
Athena: *nods* Go for it.
Hermes: *presses the button and falls back on his chair when the ball of light flies off*
Athena: *quickly ducks and watches it bounce off the walls and out the doorway*
Aphrodite: *shrieks from the hallway*
Hermes and Athena: Uh-oh.
Demeter and Hestia: *rush from the kitchen*
Demeter: We heard a commotion!
Hestia: Is everything alright?
Aphrodite: *slowly walks into the room with wide eyes*
Hestia: *gasps* Oh my...
Demeter and Athena: *cover their mouths in horror*
Hermes: *grimaces*
Aphrodite: *touches her hair only to find one side completely burned off to the scalp* I'M BALD AND I LOOK HIDEOUS!
Athena: It's... not that bad. *forces a smile*
Aphrodite: *summons a mirror and lets out a blood-curling scream*
Hermes: *looking at the lightsaber in his hand* Would you look at that. A loose screw.
Athena: We knew that long ago.
Hestia: Athena!
Athena: *shrugs* What?
Hermes: *nudges Athena's arm* I meant the lightsaber, Ena.
Athena: Oh! Sorry. Yeah, I might need to make some more modifications after this.
Aphrodite: I'M BALD!
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A/N: GeneralJesus dared Athena to build a functional lightsaber.
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