Athena: *steps into the throne room*
Zeus: *pinches the bridge of his nose* You've been late to every meeting recently, Athena.
Athena: *rolls her eyes* Yeah... whatever, Thunderpants.
Artemis and Poseidon: *raise their eyebrows*
Zeus: *frowns deeply* Take a seat.
Athena: Bossy much? *staggers towards her throne*
Hermes: Uh, Ena? Are you alright?
Hestia: Yes, Athena dear? You don't look so well.
Athena: *holds her hands up* I'm fine, I'm fine.
Zeus: *sighs* Shall we begin, then -
Athena: Wait! Wait!
Everyone: *turns to look at her*
Athena: I would like to make an announcement first!
Zeus: Oh, for gods' sake.
Athena: Can I just say that Dionysus makes the best wine? You're a real fucking G, Dion! Woo!
Hermes and Artemis: *exchange glances* Uh-oh.
Dionysus: *furrows his eyebrows in confusion but slowly nods at her*
Ares: *laughs* She's drunk!
Athena: Shut the fuck up, momma's boy! No one wants to hear your whiny ass!
Hera: *gasps*
Aphrodite: *covers her mouths*
Hephaestus: *tries to stop himself from laughing*
Ares: Mother! Father! This behavior is unaccept -
Hera: Ares, zip it!
Athena: I rest my case.
Ares: *rolls up his sleeve* You're really asking for it aren't you, Bird Brain?
Athena: I can take you on in a minute, Jar Jar! *steps towards him*
Hermes: *rushes to her side and wraps an arm around her waist to stop her* Alright, Athena! That's enough, let's go.
Athena: *struggles against him* Let me go! I haven't even beaten that Pig Head up yet!
Artemis: *laughs nervously* Forgive her, she's drunk. She doesn't know what she's saying!
Zeus: Yes, we can see that.
Ares: Of course you're gonna let her off the hook!
Zeus: *glares at him*
Athena: *gets dragged out of the throne room*
Hermes: Ena, come on. I'm taking you back to your room.
Athena: Hermes.
Hermes: What were you thinking, drinking right before a council meeting? You know how drunk you get, especially over Dion's wine. Thank the gods me and Artemis were there to stop you from getting yourself into big trouble. Remember the last time you -
Athena: Artemis and I.
Hermes: *murmurs* Of course you're still correcting my grammar.
Athena: Hermes, I'm not drunk.
Hermes: *slows down and looks at her*
Athena: *fixes her hair* Glad that's over with, but you know... I was kind of expecting you to place bets on us or something.
Hermes: *blinks at her* Wait... what?
Athena: *grins* Herosofolympusfan62's dare. But anyways, do you wanna go for a drink?
Hermes: *sighs and chuckles endearingly* Let's go.
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