Elle: You've got a pretty fun dare today!
Athena: Don't you think we have different definitions when it comes to fun?
Elle: *rolls her eyes* Anyways, -Vibeology- wants you to grant a five-year-old mortal kid five wishes, all while dressed in a genie outfit.
Athena: Exhibit A.
*later*
Little girl: *blinks at Athena and Hermes*
Athena: *leans in towards Hermes and whispers* This is ridiculous. I look ridiculous.
Hermes: *snickers* Well, I for one think you look good as a genie.
Little girl: You're not a genie.
Athena: *sighs* Yes I am and as I've said, I'm here to grant you five wishes.
Little girl: *crosses her arms* No, you're not! You're not blue.
Athena: *blinks* What?
Little girl: Genies are blue and they float and have a gold lamp thingie!
Athena: *murmurs under her breath* This is why I hate Disney.
Little girl: You're not blue so you're not a real genie!
Hermes: *crouches to the little girl's level and whispers in her ear* She was actually cursed as a little genie to not have a lamp and to look like that, so her genie friends always made fun of her.
Little girl: Oh. Is that why she's mean?
Hermes: *nods*
Athena: What are you saying to her?
Little girl: Sorry for saying you're not a genie, Miss Genie. And for what that evil person did to you.
Athena: *shoots Hermes a look*
Hermes: *blows her a kiss*
Little girl: My first wish for you to be blue again and to have a lamp and floating powers.
Athena: *frowns and sighs before slowly turning herself blue, summoning a lamp, and levitating slightly off the ground*
Hermes: *snaps a photo of her on his phone*
Athena: You have four more wishes.
Little girl: *taps her chin and hums* Oh! I want a puppy!
Hermes: *murmurs* Seems pretty easy enough-
Little girl: A pink puppy that can shapeshift into a pegasus!
Hermes: *jaw drops*
Athena: *summons a pink puppy and places it on the ground*
Puppy: *barks and rushes out of the room*
Mother: *calls from the kitchen* Sweetie, what did I say about bringing home stray do - OH MY GOD, WHAT THE HELL? WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!
Sister: *walks into the kitchen* Mom, what's - MOM, WHY IS THERE A HORSE IN OUR KITCHEN?! AND ARE THOSE WINGS?! WHY DOES IT HAVE WINGS?!
Athena: *glares at Hermes and mocks him* It seems pretty easy enough!
Hermes: I thought she wanted a normal puppy!
Little girl: Can I also have a mermaid friend like Ariel? I don't think she can fit in my bathtub so just put her in the pool or fountain outside!
Hermes: Uncle's not gonna be happy about that.
Athena: *eye twitches before snapping her fingers*
Housekeeper: *shrieks from outside*
Hermes: Gods, I don't even wanna know what her last two wishes are.
Little girl: What? Only two wishes left? Can I have a hundred more?
Athena: Di immortales...
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