Valt : I shall interview my short temper boyfriend, The Great Lui shirosagi!
Lui : Valty what are you doing this time? *washing dishes*
Shu : *cooking dinner* Haha, I suppose its going to be fun.
Free : I guess so. Let's enjoy our little interviewer doing his job *sits on the counter*
Valt : So my first question, Who do you love?
Lui : Of course you, valty.
Valt : Noo! I mean your school crush or anything!
Lui : ......
Shu and Free : Ohh.. interesting.
Lui : Shut up! I don't have any crush I swear
Valt : *breaks the fourth wall* See told you, he's such a short temper, viewers!. Aight at least tell me who you used to have crush in your class?
Lui : Should I have to answer this one?
Shu and Free : *nod*
Valt : Yes!
Lui : Fine. There's a guy in my class I used to love.
Shu, Free, Valt : WHO IS THAT?
Lui : *smirks* He is quite handsome~
Valt : WHO IS THAT GUY?
Lui : The Great Lui shirosagi, himself.
Shu : *facepalm*
Free : *sighs* I really should have guessed that...
Valt : eh? There are two luis in your class? *innocent smol bean*
Lui : The what-
Free : pttf-
Shu : no valty... he said he love himself...
Valt : Eh?! How can he love himself?!
Shu : Nevermind...
Lui : Our smol bean is so innocent to understand me.
Free : You goddamn shark-
Valt : Aight second question, Did you ever wear a bra?
Free and Shu : *hysterically laughing*
Lui : *blushing hell* WHAT KIND OF A QUESTION IS THAT?!?!?!!?!
Valt : *pouts* silas told me to ask you that...
Shu : When did you even talk with him?!
Free : We gotta protect our valty's innocence...
(Silas : ARE YOU SAYING I'M A DIRTY PERVERT?!!? YOU HOYA!!)
Lui : I'm off to kill him!
Valt : Wait!! Don't..!!
Shu : Valty what's your third question?
Valt : Oh! Its-
Lui : Do not question non sense you get that?
Valt : *nod* o-okay!
Free : *hit lui* don't scare our valty!
Lui : ara ara..
Shu : Baby shark doo doo doo~
Lui : *pissed off* Shoe kurenai!!!
Shu : SHARK SHIROSAGI!!!!
Free : meh.... kids these days...
Valt : speaking of that! Lui my third question is what's your age?
Shu and Free : *smirks*
Lui : I'm um.. 17 you see.
Valt : Wait what?!
Free : you liar~ I do know your actual age~
Shu : Me too~
Valt : What's his actually age?
Lui : Hoya Kurenai I swear!!
Valt : Shuuu Freee tell meh!! I wanna know!!
Shu : Hints, He is younger than you.
Lui : screw you KURENAI!!!
Valt : *Le gasps*
Free : did you get it valty?
Valt : no to be honest.
Lui : I-...
Shu : This is why I told you to listen to our math class!
Valt : Hehe..
Free : He is 10~
Valt : WHAT?
A/N : They're from first season.
Lui : So what? I do know a lot stuffs than you, valty!~
Valt : you're younger than me! XDDD
Shu : Yeah. Our baby sharks~
Free : Our new baby smol bean~
Lui : *annoyed* Zoey!!!!!!!!!!
Zoey : Meh what?
Lui : Turn me older than these guys!
Zoey : I can't do that-
Lui : Want to die?
Zoey : Ugh fine!! *turns Lui older than Free since he's the oldest one here* there you go.
Shu, Free : Hey you artificial old lui!
Valt : Lui....
Lui : *age : 19* What, kiddos?~
Free, Shu, Valt : Not fair.
Lui : Its all fair and square.
Zoey : *slips out* I guess my work is done here. Imma continue to search for my brain-
Valt : Older Lui I love you!
Lui : Love you too!
Shu : Oi I love you too valty!
Valt : Hehe, Love you too Shu!
Free : Love you Valty
Valt : Love you too Free!
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Blader's crazy adventures and Randomness
RandomThis book is for the innocent smol beans (valt, Aiga, Dante) crazy adventures on everyday life style with the others (Shu, Lui, Free, Fubuki, Delta) wanna time pass? read this crazy adventures of the smol beans...