Blader's crazy adventures and Randomness

Valt is drunken-

Valt : *wears some sort of maid outfit* Nya~ *hiccups* how do I look like masters?

Shu : *drops his phone, surprised* What the-

Lui : *whistles* Cute~ come here little maid~

Free : Valty you are seriously teasing me. I can't control myself if you keep being too adorable.

Valt : *purrs* Meow. Master pet me paw-lease... *kitty eyes*

Lui and Free : *pets him and hugs* Who's kitty is this?

Valt : Yours! *red tinted on his cheeks* Meow!

Shu : Someone drugged Valty?!!?!?!!

Valt : *hiccups* Nya~

Lui : *pulls valt close and sniffs* Wait is that alcohol?

Free : Oh shit. I forgot to dispose them- guess he get drunk after all..

Shu : Why in the hell you even brought alcohol into this house? *mommy shu*

Free : Silas and I went out with some older friends. He dragged me to the party despite me protesting it. And guess he brought those alcohol here last night and left them behind.

Lui : Valty is drunken and who gave him the cute sexy maid outfit?

Asta : that was mine *pouts* he took them without permission.

Shu : *face palms* Valty- *blushes*

Lui and Free : *nosebleeds* Fu*k..

Valt : *takes off his clothes panting* too hot.. *hiccups* hehe

Shu : *covers valt with his shirt* VALTY DON'T JUST TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES!!!!!

Lui : Yeah saying the one is shirtless themself.

Shu : Shut up I'm just protecting this cinnamon roll from perverts okay.

Free : *felt the arrow stuck straight into his chest* I am not a pervert T-T I just love you guys too much.

Lui : Whatever. Shu I'll take care of him you go get the medicine for him. *holds valt*

Valt : B-baby shark *hiccups* hehe.

Free : *bites back his laughs* Pfft-

Lui : Hoya!!!!

Valt : *tilted his head* Can I get a hoya?! *hiccups*

Free : Yes with pleasure~

Valt : 1..2..3..4 Lui and 1..2..3..4 Free.. *hiccups* too many boyfriends.., hehe

Lui : He lost it... *sweatdrop*

Free : Totally. And he is sucking you finger-

Lui : Oii!! Stop being weird!! That doesn't suit you cutie!

Valt : *hiccups* Hm..*squinting his eyes to get a clear view as everything is blurry and spins* swans can be gay too!! *whines* they can be gay too!! *cries out of blue*

Free : sure they can gay if they want too. Let's take to you bed you need a goodnight sleep *kiss his cheek*

Lui : What? swans can be gay? *confused af*

Free : you don't know? Swans makes that heart with their heads and valty thinks those can be gay too who knows.

Lui : Fu*k that's too deep.

Valt : I can fly!! *opens the window*

Free and Lui : *Almost had a panic attack* WHEN DID YOY GET THERE?!!!! VALTY!! *stops him before he jumps off*

Valt : I wanna fly too!! *pouts*

Lui : it's better if he sleep right now, Free you know how to make him sleep.

Free : *makes valt fell sleep somehow-* There.

Valt : Zzz...zzz....

Ages later......

Valt : *wakes up* M..my head... ugh... *feels like throwing up*

Shu : *gives the dustbin* *rubs his back* let's finish your hangover with some beybread.

Valt : *throws up* bahh...

Lui : this is why you shouldn't drink stuffs you don't even know what they are. *flicks valt's forehead*

Valt : ouch.. *pouts*

Free : you feel better valty? *hugs him, rubs his stomach smoothly*

Valt : Yeah.. but my head hurts... QnQ

Shu : you will feel good soon.

Lui : *sighs* you're too cute to scold..