3 am back in the blader's bedroom~
Lui : I suddenly have the urge to throw bloody murder
Shu : Lui it's friggin 3 shut up and sleep!
Valt : *nibbles on Free's cheek* Num num... Bey...bread...
Free : *having a weird dream...* argh...
Le dream...
Free : Where am I? It's hot and I can't move or breath... Ugh... *Tentacles firmly holding him* what the fuck- *the tentacles licking and doing nasty stuff* Fuck let go of me weird thing..!
Back to the reality...
Lui : Oi Free stop groaning
Free : Leave me.. bastard... *Grumbling at the dream*
Lui : Hah?
Shu : Lui I said sleep!
Valt : *rolls on top of Free and crash him in his sleep* Zzz....Zzzz....*snores* he..he.. b..eybread....
The next day...
Lui : *causally reading the newspaper* Crime. Crime. Crime.
Shu : Just what the hell has possessed you? You blood thirsty demon
Valt : *hugs Lui from the behind* He is an angel!
Shu : No he isn't.
Lui : Yeah. I'm not.
Valt : Oof you're no fun.
Free : *looking sick and pale* J-jesus is there a reservation for heaven? *Walking wobbly and looks like a messed up doll* arghh coffee give me coffee I'm not gonna sleep again-
Shu : Free are you fine? What's wrong?
Valt : Oh no!! Free!! *Worried valt noises*
Lui : What the fuck. You look like you're fucked up.
Free : Yes, I am. What a nightmare... *Shivers at the things the tentacles did*
Lui : Nightmare? *Smirks* Don't tell me you had wet dreams.
Free : Shut up shirosagi *chugs down the third cup of coffee* ew. I hate coffee.
Shu : Then don't drink it?
Free : I don't want to sleep anymore. I'm getting a trauma out of it *shivers at the thought*
Valt : *hugs Free* Aww don't worry I'm here to comfort you!!
Free : *flinch* Don't touch me. Not at least for a month *sensitive to touches at the moment*
Lui : *wriggles his fingers with an evil smirk* Heh, Looks like I'm really interested in you now. Now c'mon babe, lets do it. After all you have been begging me to dominate you.
Free : *has a holy water and a cross* GET. THE. FUCK. AWAY. FROM. ME. YOU. DEMON. *scampered backwards to the corner*
Shu : Um.. What is wrong with Free? He loves Lui and asks to do that thing with him all the time.
Valt : Yeah he is acting strange..
Lui : C'mon dear, let's make your wish come true~
Free : *yelling curse words and threatening Lui to leave him alone*
Lui : *absolutely loving this moment* Now now~ *reaches for his face*
Free : *kicks him* Fuck you *escapes from the window*
Shu : FREE!! WE ARE IN THE TENTH FLOOR!!
Valt : *peeks outside the window* He uses that parachute thingy....?
Shu : *sweat drops* HaH-
Lui : Argh. That Hoya *clutches his stomach*
Valt : I'm worried about his strange behaviour QnQ
Shu : He said something about nightmare right? Maybe he will be fine after he gets over with it.
Lui : Didn't thought he's a crybaby afraid of nightmares bruh.
Valt : I didn't know that too..
Shu : c'mon you can't say anything about someone's fears. It's really impolite and a bad habit. Lui you better stop traumatizing him!
Lui : Duh. He is the one always asking for it.
Valt : Poor Free I hope he will be fine...
Meanwhile Free....
Free : *somewhere in the woods* Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. *Banging his head* Forgot it. Forgot it damnit.
His deer : *tilts head* ????
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Blader's crazy adventures and Randomness
RandomThis book is for the innocent smol beans (valt, Aiga, Dante) crazy adventures on everyday life style with the others (Shu, Lui, Free, Fubuki, Delta) wanna time pass? read this crazy adventures of the smol beans...