Blader's crazy adventures and Randomness

The Accident

Lui : *rubs his eyelids, frustrated* It's the weekend. My perfect date plan got ruined.

Free : *pat his shoulder* There's always another weekend to have cande light dinners. Right now we have to deal with this *points at the accident*

Valt : *pokes little Shu's cheek* Cutie~ hehe you wanna play tag?

Little Shu (6 year old) : *turns away, slightly nervous* You look like Valt..

Red eye : Of course that guy's Valt after all, brat. *Scowling like a monster*

Little Shu : *freaked out, sniffles* E-eh..

Shu (16 year old) : *spats Red eye* Don't scare the child, idiot.

Red eye : Hah? Who are you calling idiot?! Don't you forget we are the same person.

Shu (13 year old) : No. We aren't the same person. At least not you. *Past regrets*

Shu (12 year old) : Lui shirosagi you jerk, I hate you. Same goes for you, Free de la hoya *hiss*

Shu (11 year old) : Can you all stop fighting?

Red eye : Shut up loser. You are so lame.

All Shu(s) : *arguing with each other, little Shu freaking out and start crying*

Valt : Uhm... Uh.. Shu (11), Shu (12), Shu (13), Red eye, Shu (16), little Shu .. everyone... Please stop.. *gets confused* don't fight you guys!

Free : Can't you do something?

Lui : They're at it again. Can't deal with even one but six?!

Valt : *with tears* Free! Lui! Please stop them! Ah! Red eye!! Don't call my Shu loser!! Baby Shu!! Don't cry, it makes me want to cry! *Trying to hold back his tears*

All 4 Shu(s) except Red eye, Little Shu : Don't cry, Valty. It's okay, don't worry we won't fight *sad bunny noises*

Free : Wow. He's so Charismatic, good work, Valty.

Lui : Having Valt around, we can rest assure.

Shu (16) : Does anyone know what happened to us?

Shu (13) : I don't know. I woke up and found you all.

Shu (12) : *glaring at Lui* I won't be surprised if you're behind this.

Shu (11) : Lui? Why are suspecting him?

Red eye : Can't you tell? This is why you're so lame. That fucking Shirosagi did way more worst things to you, me, us. Get the fucking fact, loser

Valt : I said don't call him that!! You're the loser! *Glares at Red eye*

Red eye : *Glares at Valt* Hmph. What an ugly sight.

Lui : How annoying. Tch.

Free : Is it me or that Red eye and that Shu (12) are a little hostile towards you?

Lui : They are. *Wasn't surprised* I don't give a shit about that two. But this one *points at Little Shu* He looks like scared to death, this morons are scaring him even more.

Shu (16) : *trying to stop Red eye and Valt from their little glaring competition* Both of you, enough.

Shu (13) : Guys, we need to talk-

Red eye : What's the big idea?! Wanna have a nice sweet chat with that fucking Shirosagi and Hoya?!

Valt : Don't say mean stuff about them!!

Red eye : *smirks* Heh. They. are. fucking. dicks.

Valt : I SWEAR DON'T YOU DARE INSULT MY BOYFRIENDS!! YOU JERK!!