Blader's crazy adventures and Randomness

Shui doing a play ft. if periods is a person

Shu : So kids today we are gonna do a little play.

Lui : What if Shu is a girl and got her periods.

Shu : Before you ask me anything, yes I have gone nuts hearing that too. But since when did my admin ever listened to me? So instead I agreed anyway. This sharkie is gonna act as 'if periods was a person' role.

Lui : Sucks.

Free and Valt : Oh. *eats popcorn* okay.

Act 1 : Waking up in the first day...

Shu : *rolls on the bed* Ugh... what this uncomfortable feeling- *opens his eyes*

Lui : *hugs him tightly* Hi love I'm back to annoy you for five days again~ fancy meeting you.

Shu : 😕 you again?!!  *feels the uncomfortable cramps*

Lui : *punches his stomach* Time for my job.

Shu : Gahhhhhhhhhhhh-...... *can't escape the pain* I'm so dead.....

Act 2 : craving for food...

Shu : *eats the banana because of his diet*

Lui : *clings to shu, resting his chin on his head, playing with his hair* Hey babe how about we eat chocolates? Or the pizza? Man I want some burger or sushi would do it.

Shu : *drops his banana* ...... *calls* hello yes, please note the order *gives the orders*

Meanwhile Lui : *smacks Shu's back*

Shu : Gahh!!!!

The person on the other end : Hello?!! Excuse me sir you okay?!?

Shu : Yes.. just cramps- gahh. Never mind you please deliver the food soon.

Act 3 : Wearing dark coloured clothes...

Shu : *about to take the white pant* Oh wait no..

Lui : *place his hand over his shoulder pulling him* You sure you want that white to turn red?

Shu : Obviously no!! *wears all black*

Lui : Lol. *pokes his stomach*

Shu : Shit.....

Act 4 : Sneezing on your periods be like....

Shu : *sneezes accidentally* ACHOO!!

Lui : Boom! You're doomed! Swoosh splash!

Shu : *curse at himself*.......

Lui : *pokes his hip*

Shu : UNCOMFORTABLE!!!!

Act 5 : Cramps...

Shu : *groans in pain* Ahh f*ck I hate this!!

Lui : *punch, smack, kick, stab him* My job is to make sure you're having such good times >:)

Shu : *takes the painkiller* Gahhh...

Le 15 minutes later..

Lui : *silently sat down like a good boy* Hmm.

Shu : much better... *flops on the bed*

Act 6 : Mood swings...

Lui : You know what? Valt is so cute, looking at his chubby adorable face is enough.

Shu : *nod* yeah he's so cute *happy*

Lui : And I heard that fubuki's pet died a year ago such a pity.

Shu : Huh.. so sad.. he must be heart broken.. *sad*

Lui : Ashtem got out of jail I happened to heard it.

Shu : What?! That bastard is out? He will do something bad again!! *angry*

Lui : Wanna watch something scary? *touch him teasingly*

Shu : *shivers* no thanks I don't wanna watch anything scary and freak the hell out in nights.

Act 7 : Going out for shopping and got stuck in crowd...

Shu : *has the heavy bag* Gosh too many people here.

Lui : *punch his back* huh. Yeah.

Shu : Gahh!!! Not now!!!

Lui : Oh yes babe~

Shu : *stuck inside bunch of people* Shit curse my timing... ahh...

The crowd : *pushing each other*

Shu : *got squeezed inside* N-no.... *feels really uncomfortable with all the pain and standing* Ahhh move outta the way hoomans...!!

Act 8 : sleeping in night...

Shu : *prepares a extra sheets to cover up the bed to not get stains* there all prepared.

Lui : *hugs Shu as tight as possible* Hmmm~

Shu : ...... please god I hope the bed didn't get stains tomorrow!

Lui : *touch his cheek rubbing it* I doubt it baby~

Shu : F-

Act 9 : The fear of getting stains in the back while outside..

Shu : *checks his back* Okay there's nothing.

Lui : *hugs him*

Shu : hm! Hey valt is there anything in my back?

Valt : huh? No?

Shu : *sighs* Okay..

Lui : *let shu sit on his lap*

Shu : *too worried about the stains after he stands up* hm....

Lui : *hugs him, lays his head on his shoulder* love you babe.

Shu : *too tired.* ahhh... I wanna go home already *in his lecture*

Act 10 : The temporary goodbye.

Shu : Bye bye!

Lui : *leaves the house.* see you next month babe.

Shu : *sighs in relief* Finally freedom! Hm what- *turns around seeing lui hugging him*

Lui : Hm just a little more time snowflakes~ I promise I'll leave soon!

Shu : TwT please leave already-

Lui : *kisses him* love you snowflakes~

Shu : freedom I want freedom..

Back to the normal life.

Shu : Finally Lui I swear if you punch me or clinging to me I'll kill you moron!!

Lui : Hehe, it's was fun lol.

Free : Glad I was a guy.

Valt : That sucks dudes poor Shu!! *hugs him* I love you!!

Shu : love you too. So, Dear guys, we learned that never say being a girl is easy, everyone does have their own problems.

Lui : But Shu really is cute. Change my mind if you can >:)

Free : Valty is cute too.

Lui : That one can be an expectation.

Shu : I'm just gonna sleep because of Lui's 'I'm a born actor' made my whole body hurt as hell.

Lui : Sorry about that snowflakes~ *carries him to his room* I'll take care of you. *kiss him*

Valt : wanna go cuddle?

Free : of course I would love to~