Blader's crazy adventures and Randomness

.F.R.U.I.

Valt : SHUUUUUUUU!

Shu : Valty stop screaming my name.

Valt : I can't get out of here... Help me? *Struggling to get out of Free's protective hug*

Free : I'm here with you princess, you can sleep peacefully while I'll be awake just in case if he finds us.

Shu : Princess? Who? Huh?

Valt : He ask me play with him Prince and princess game but he end up trapping me here saying Lui dragon is out to capture and put me in the high tower.

Shu : Oh I see...

Free : Don't worry princess Val I'm your bodyguard I'll protect till my last breath.

Valt : Shuuuuuu save me...!!! I'm hungry he don't let me go *cries*

Shu : Free C'mon enough playing around. Let valt go.

Free : I don't take orders from snow white.

Shu : ....

Valt : Then take orders from your Cinderella!

Free : Nah not her too. My heart belongs to Princess Val~

Valt : Then let your princess go!

Shu : I'm calling Lui right away *calls Lui via phone* Hello, Sharkie boi? Yeah yeah it's an emergency, code 105. Be on time. Bye.

Valt : Ah! Lui gonna save me!

Free : eh not on my watch. He's the dragon who killed my people and destroyed my kingdom. I'll never let him take my princess too.

Shu : I guess I should throw away those comic books from this house.

Valt : NUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Free : Yeah no!

Shu : Not you too Free....

Free : It's interesting. Valty and I read them together everyday.

Valt : It's fun!

Shu : I need Lui I'm getting headache of this two.

Lui : Hoya let princess Val go. And I shall punish you for making my snow flakes have headache *enters the room from the window*

Free : Use the door next time you creepy shark.

Shu : Jeez why am I even here I'm just gonna train.

Valt : Take me with you!

Shu : Alright let's train together.

Valt : hehe sure! *Takes off his princess dress* there!

Shu : *smiles* let's go shall we?

Valt : Yeah!

The shalt couple leaves now it's our frui couple time~

Free : So you finally decided to show up huh?~

Lui : I have been waiting to crush you into pieces~

Free : Unless I give up.

Lui : I'll make you don't worry.

Dante : Mama papa!

Frui : ..........

Delta : They're not your real parents! Come on don't we have our business to take care of?

Dante : but I wanna see them flirting with eachother! *Pouts*

Delta : No! You're too young! *Drags the frui's secret love child to his bedroom ;) *

Frui : *awkward silence* .....

Free : Hey wanna marry me?

Lui : Why would I?

Free : Because we can be official then.

Lui : *imagines him having a after marriage life with free*

Here we go~

Future Lui : *doing all the works* Man Free help me a little bit at least you sleepy cat.

Future free : *dozing off on the sofa while watching TV or whatever* Zzz.. I'll make babies soon... Zzz. 

Lui : *throws frying pan at him* Baka!!!

Free : *dodges it* You miss it babe~ *walks up to Lui* my princess you're beautiful today how about I take you out tonight?~

Lui : Then who will take care of the house? I have more works to do here. *Cooking food*

Free : *hugs him from behind* you're my wife~ ah dream come true. *Touch him teasingly*

Lui : I'll chop your hands if you keep touching me! *Shows the kitchen weapon! The mighty knife!*

Free : * fake slabs himself with the knife* Ah the love of my life kills me what a sorrowful life *pins Lui on the counter top* I'll give you my life if you ask.

Lui : Okay then give me all those pictures of me being half naked you secret took. I'll burn those pictures.

Free : I can't! And how dare you try to burn my babe's hot pictures?! It's my treasure!

Lui : Why you!!!!

....

Back to the present...

Lui : Nope.

Free : *clueless* huh?! Why not?

Lui : because I said so.

Free : Baby shark!!! I love you!!!

Lui : *ignores his existence* Valty Shu I'm coming with you guys.

Free : *follows Lui* I'll take good care of you Princess.

Lui : Who? you? Stop joking.

Free : I'm not joking!

Lui : I'm marrying Valt or Shu.

Free : And I'm marrying you three~

Valt : That's illegal!

Shu : basically we are dating eachother so I guess it's not wrong actually.

Free : Valty want beybreads?

Valt : Yesh!

Free : If you marry me I'll give thousands of beybreads~

Valt : Marry me!!

Shu : That's not how it works-

Lui : I knew it.