Blader's crazy adventures and Randomness

They're leaving

Shu : *packing their stuff* Valt can you get me the marker?

Valt : Okie! *Goes to the study to fetch a marker pen* hui *happy valt noises*

Lui : Oh god there's so fucking much things! Why do we need this shitty much when we are all guys! *Constantly complaining ever since they started the work* *opens a carton box that was not packed but heavy* Fuck Hoya don't sleep your butt off dammit!

Free : *literally sleeping inside a big carton box* I just closed my eyes for five seconds

Shu : How in the world did you just fit in there?

Free : I'm flexible.

Shu : *sweat drop* Please do the packing work, we have a lot more to do.

Valt : Guys! Guys! Look! Look! What I found!! *Chirping enthusiastically, holding a book* *clumsily trips over something* Wahh!

Lui : If being clumsy is a job, he'd be a bloody billionaire.

Free : Are you dead Valty? *Pokes Valt*

Shu : You are supposed to say are you okay-

Valt : Hate to break it to you, but I'm still alive! *Grins*

Free : I knew it. You're an immortal *pat his head*

Valt : I'm super strong! ୧(˵°▽°˵)୨

Shu : You already have fractured your elbow two months ago, so stay put, Valty.

Valt : *pouts* It doesn't hurt anymore!

Lui : I would call you an imbecile but that would be cruel as you wouldn't be able to spell it.

Valt : Stop teasing me! Or else this book will become a lethal weapon!

Lui : You have every right to shut that mouth of yours, since whatever you say will probably be stupid anyway.

Free : Oh, do you ever shut up?

Lui : Absol-fucking-utely never.

Shu : Lui Shirosagi please.

Valt : Hey hey! I found this book from Zoey's room! Let's open it! Does this explodes? Or something crawls out of it? I'm super excited!

Lui : Of course idiot, it won't. Its not a fucking grenade.

Free : But she is a witch, expect the unexpected.

Shu : I'm like 75% sure this won't explode. 

Valt : Let's open it! Please please!

Lui : C'mon I don't want to waste my weekend like this! Get back to work already.

Shu : As much as I hate to refuse you, Lui is right we have to pack our belongings as soon as possible.

Valt : *pouts* But I love this house! I don't wanna go to a new one!!

Free : It's still the same, Valty. We are gonna be together anyway what's the big deal?

Valt : Still! I have so many memories here! Look at the wall I drew valtryek and beybread! That living room where I hide Lui's clothes! The kitchen is my favourite since Shu and I bake cookies! The bedroom we always cuddle together! And the entire house we had our family meeting!

Lui : *tries not to hit Valt* Stop stealing my clothes, twat! 💢

Free : Don't insult my child, you demon *a hardcore Valt protection squad member*

Lui : Now you won't say that if he did that to you!

Free : Of course I don't mind. Unless it's a stranger's clothes that is. *Shrugs*