Blader's crazy adventures and Randomness

When Lui became the author.

Shu : There will be no peace in the world *sips his tea while looking at the tittle*

Free : Everything be like, "Fucking annoying, die bitch."

Valt : I'll be shipped with him all the time.

Shu : Exclusively we will be the sub while he becomes the Lord of the world.

Free : Utterly ridiculous. What a disaster.

Lui : 💢💢💢💢

Valt : Oh uh- we forgot Lui is right beside us-

Free : Not anything like he's going to kill me *looks at Lui with his glare* You dare?

Lui : *rolls his eyes* See if I care, hoya.

Shu : So it was a joke right?

Lui : What?

Shu, Valt : The title.

Free : Otherwise, this is the end of the world.

Lui : *proud smirk* Heh.

Shu, Valt, Free : ....... *Internal screaming*

Lui : Everything will be in my favour. Of course.

Valt : But whyyy?! That's unfair!

Shu : *calls the smol bean protection club* Hello, yes, this is Shu Kurenai speaking. Yeah, we gotta need armed force to fight against the white tyrant, yes yes. Very well, thank you for your support. *Ends the call.*

Free : FBI?

Lui : Snowflake. Not so cool.

Shu : Not so hot.

Free : Not so easy.

Valt : Can you all just shut up with this not so called shit?

Shu : WHO THE MF TAUGHT YOU THAT WORD.

Valt : Living with you guys, I did.

Free : Bravo. Valty is smort.

Shu : *face palms* Stupidity went overboard.

Lui : *clears his throat* Well, I'm going to rewrite that shitty book she was writing. That is a total garbage. Me losing to you three? Fuck it.

Zoey : QwQ mah heart has been shattered *dramatically fell to da ground* *put under the lonely spotlight* what a loser I am.

Valt : *joins her* Don't worry we are all the losers here

Free : That doesn't helps the situation Valty-

Shu : Wait, Lui actually lost to us in the anime so why he is making a big fuss about it?

Lui : Moron, that's not the point.

Free : Accepting your lose is a sign of maturity *smug face*

Lui : Free I swear I'm gonna kick you into the burning pits of hell.

Free : Try me.

Shu : Can we just get back to the main subject?

Zoey : That sharkie took mah tab and deleted the book! *Ugly sob*

Valt : Which book?!

Zoey : The one you're supposed to become a villain qwq

Shu : Lui I'm proud of you. Good job.

Lui : Ikr. Snowflake.

Free : *imagines a villain valt* Fuck that's hella savage.

Zoey : YES! ISN'T IT?! SEEING VALT BEING AN INNOCENT BEAN WHILE YOU GUYS TRYNA TOUCHIE TOUCHIE HIM IS GETTING BORING!

Free : Exactly not what I mean but yeah sure-

Shu : Free do you think Valty being a villain is good? He will be depressed.

Lui : Like Red eye for instance.

Shu : *turns to Lui* We aren't talking about shit.

Asta : So Shu called himself MF then? You're the one saying that word 'Shit'

Shu : *freezes* *internal screaming intensifies*

Valt : *confused af* ???

Zoey : So you're gonna rewrite everything (눈‸눈)

Lui : Yes.

Zoey : Are you really sure?

Lui : *confident level 1000000000000000000+* Yes.

Zoey : Then it should be fair. Not you being the coolest among the others.

Lui : *pointed look*

Zoey : Fine fine you are coolest anyway, but no unfairness.

Shu, Free : We all must have equal quality time with Valt.

Lui : There there, you can have it boys.

Valt : Can I get an unicorn? *Stars in the eyes*

Zoey : HOLD ON HONCHO HATES UNICORNS NO UNICORNS EXIST IN DAA WORLD!

Shu : Fairytales.

Zoey : Please Shu, please. I'm trying to make an agreement with that Jerk. Do not interrupt me.

Free : I mean, aren't you like have the power to make him come under your control?

Zoey : Good question unfortunately, I have this hope that he will do it better than me.

Lui : See. Told ya.

Shu : Still I don't trust him-

Lui : Love, believe in me.

Shu : Love? My foot.

Valt : *nibbling on his beybread because those people don't make sense anymore*

Asta : *stares at him* *thought : I-is he.... He looks like a damn hamster* ⁄(⁄ ⁄•⁄-⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄  kawaii.

Lui : This book shall be under my spell, Blue sparks.

Free : If only Lui is just a shark

Shu : And you're a deer. I can have Valt all to myself

Zoey : Selfish- WHAT ABOUT MY SHUI AND SHREE?! LUALT AND FRALT?!

Shu : Stop screaming. Not so lady like.

Free : Elegant.

Zoey : Imma just go simp for Damianya because that shit is so fucking precious.

Asta : Yor and Loid are my cup of tea. I like Yor, she is my idol now. *Similar killing senses activates*

The OCS finally left the damn house. Peace.

Shu : Lui, love, we are good buddies.

Lui : Oh yeah?

Free : Ice prince, You can have my love.

Lui : Really, no thanks.

Shu, Free : That book's ships are involving all of us, "Shu, Lui, Free x Valt" so no cheating.

Lui : Count on me.

Valt : Can I have an unicorn?

Lui : You can have your valtryek's horse

Valt : COOL! MY PRECIOUS VALTRYEK! (｡☬０☬｡)

Shu : Somehow I have really bad feelings about this.

Free : Same here, mate.

Lui and Valt : *laughing in the background*

Shu : Let's wait and see how things go..

Free : The future is a question itself. I just hope he doesn't make us dead in the book. Or turn you into a villain? Or flip the table, turning me into a villain.

Lui : Thanks for the ideas, you guys *teasing smirk*

Valt : Gosh hahaha-

Free and Shu : *blank stare* *lost hope in fate*