Blader's crazy adventures and Randomness

What is to be done should be done

Free : *feeding a heart shaped chocolate to Valt* How does that tastes like?

Valt : Ishh shhoo tassteyy! *Nibbles on it like a chipmunk*

Free : *smiles softly, caressing his cheek, his eyes glows golden yellow for a brief moment* You're so beautiful.

Valt : Mhm~ *enjoys his sweet treat*

Lui : *walks in, looking stressed*

Free : Oh hey, Lui. Want some chocolates? I baked them with my bare hands

Lui : Bare hands?

Valt : He means he made it with love!

Lui : Whatever. I don't have a sweet tooth.

Free : *reached for Lui, pushing a chocolate into his lips* Just a bite for me, I promise it will taste better this time~

Lui : Hey- *gives up and tastes the chocolate in his mouth* Where is that idiot, anyway?!

Valt : I'm right here!

Lui : Surprisingly enough, I'm not talking about you this time.

Free : *points a finger at himself*

Lui : You have never been an idiot, you just pretend to be an idiot to slack off from work.

Free : He sees through me

Lui : Where the hell did that idiot disappear to?

Valt : *still confused over who is this idiot* Who?

Lui : That idiot.

Valt : I'm asking you who?

Lui : Have you gone deaf, idiot? I'm talking about that idiot. Oh my god you all are idiots.

Free : So tell us this idiot's name your talking about, Mr. Genius.

Lui : That stupid Kurenai

Shu : *just step into the room, covered in blood* Were you talking about me?

Valt : IS THAT BLOOD?!!!!!!?!!!!

Shu : Don't worry. Its not mine.

Lui : That's supposed to reassure us?!

Free : Red really goes well with his appearance

Lui : Is that so obvious right now?! He disappeared for hours and came back home covered in shit

Valt : No it's blood! Not shit

Lui : Anyway. Shu we need to talk. Right now. Right here. No excuses.

Shu : I could use the shower. Really.

Lui : Okay. Fine. But you're not escaping after that, understand?

Shu : Understood. *Goes to the bathroom to get rid of the blood*

Valt : What happened to him?

Free : Who knows.

Lui : I found a dead body at our basement.

Valt : Oh cool! A dead- ! *Realising it* WAIT! A DEAD BODY?!

Lui : Don't scream idiot.

Valt : *in a whispering yell voice* A dead body?!!

Lui : Yes, you want me say in Spanish?

Free : Does that have black hair?

Lui : Yeah.

Free : Oh then, it's mine.

Valt and Lui : Excuse me what?

Free : I'll dispose it soon don't worry.

Valt : FREE YOU KILLED SOMEONE?!?! *shook Free*