Valt : Lui!!!
Lui : Yes sugarplum?
Free : bro that nickname sounds cute
Shu : Valty how many times I told you not get yourself dirty? Go take a shower first.
Valt : *pouts* I will take one later mommy! Lui please come with me!! *Drags Lui, who was drink his coffee* come fast!!
Lui : Hey- I'm coming stop dragging me Valty
Free : *sighs* Valty its unfair! You can ask my help why you always ask that baby sharks?
Valt : huh.. well Lui has scary face.
Shu : true tho-
Lui : Valty tell me what it is or else I'm not coming with you.
Free : hm?
Valt : QwQ Joshua is bullying me!! So I want Lui to scary him.
Free : that guy again?
Shu : Next target. I'm going to burn that burns.
Valt : Nuuuu!! Don't kill him just teach him a lesson.
Lui : how sweet of you. Alright let's teach that burns a lesson. How dare he bully my baby.
Valt : he calls me shorty.. Q^Q
Free : But you're cute the way you're Valty *hugs valt* daddy loves you baby.
Shu and Lui : Excuse me?
Free : nevermind dudes.
Valt : -/////- imma report Free to my real dad
Shu : also tell him. Shu takes good care of you.
Lui : I swear Kurenai-
Free : duh.
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Lui : Oii burns! How dare you bully my Valty?
Free : You- *cuts off by Joshua*
Burns- shit I mean Joshua : Oh hey Free!! Long time no see!! *Hugs him* I missed you!
Free : *with his gun* Bish prepare to die.
Shu : This guy is annoying...
Valt : he calls me short :'(
Shu : *hugs valt* you're an angel. My cute baby. Sweet as honey. Cute little hamster. *Cheers valt*
Valt : thank you Shuu OwO
Joshua : oh hey shorty aoi!
Valt : 😭 AHHH!!!
Lui, Shu, Free : 💢💢💢💢💢 YOU'RE NEXT. *with their weapons*
Joshua : hm? What are you guys gonna do with that?
The trio : To shed blood.
Joshua : oh cool, it's like action movie let me be the hero. Free shall be the heroine. Director!
Free : F*** off.
Le angry dude (that guy Joshua's director) : Yes Sir! Everyone set up the scene! *Yelling through the microphone*
Valt : ouch my ears-
Shu : He's the villain in this movie.
Lui : Finish him first then that stupid man over there *points at the director* such a headache.
Free : Murder that burns first.
Valt : nO KiLliNg-
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Chaos :)
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Blader's crazy adventures and Randomness
RandomThis book is for the innocent smol beans (valt, Aiga, Dante) crazy adventures on everyday life style with the others (Shu, Lui, Free, Fubuki, Delta) wanna time pass? read this crazy adventures of the smol beans...
