Blader's crazy adventures and Randomness

Valt don't!!

Valt : *wears Shu's red eye outfit* Hehe *breaks the door in to half with the axe*

Free : *wakes up by the sound* What?! Earthquake?!

Shu : *was drinking his tea, spit it* W-WHA *Cough cough* WHAT THE ACTUAL F?!!?!

Lui : Baby Red eye? Pffts-

Shu : SHADDUP!! VALTY WHAT'S WITH THAT BLOODY OUTFIT?!!

Valt : *in deep voice* I'm Red eye! Move out of my way. You're my weakness! I'm gonna destroy that shirosagi and Hoya! With this Legend spryzen's Axe!

Shu : The what- *Questioning his life decisions* 💔💔

Free : o-O

Lui : ?.... what happened to our valty? Why is he imitating Shu?

Shu : Valty! Please stop this non sense already.

Free : Yeah..

Valt : Shaddup bishes!

Shu : *mommy mode on* LUI!!!! HOW DARE YOU TEACH HIM SWEARING!?!!!!!!!!!!

Lui : Wait! It wasn't me. Why would I do that?

Free : because you're the only one who curse a lot here.

Lui : Yeah.. but I never did that in front of valty!

Shu : I don't trust you one bit!

Valt : Kurenai Shoe!

Shu : Hey! Valty!!

Free : Hey... is this Alternative universe or anything?

Lui : Wait what?

Valt : *points the axe at Shu* I'll murder you!

Shu : But why?!

Valt : Because I'm the monster!~

Lui : Who would have thought this monster will be cute?~

Free : Oh yeah~ we love our little monster~

Valt : Nani?! Hey you shall be scared right now! *pouts*

Shu : *realizes what's Lui and Free's plan* Aw we are scared of this little baby monster~ *pulls valt to the sofa*

Valt : You will pay for that!! *tryna scare them but fails super cutely*

Lui : What a cute little baby you're.

Free : Unfortunately we don't get scare

Shu : Now now~

Valt : *sweatdrop* R-roarrrrr!! I will bite you!!

Lui : Cute baby lion~

Free : you gonna bite us?~

Shu : Aww that's so cute of you~

Valt : *gulps* I-.. uh.. I'll bite you really hard!

Lui, Shu, Free : *start kissing him* Aw you can't~

Valt : *giggles* Hehehe hey!! That tickles!! Hahahahaha!! Staph!! Hahahaha!!!

5 minutes later...

Shu : So explain yourself

Valt : Me is known as Valt aoi. They say I'm cute. I love my family. And-

Lui : Who ask you that cutie~? Now tell us why did you behave like that idiot kurenai? That didn't fit your innocence.

Shu : Yeah what he says- wait- WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY SHIROSAGI?! DO YOU WANNA GET MURDER?!

Free : Shu calm down.

Shu : Fine. Alright back to the topic.

Valt : I participated in a fancy dress competition. And I wanna win!

Shu : And?

Valt : And I thought what to dress up like.. and then I got the idea of dressing like a monster!

Free : But you did dressed up like Red eye.. oh-

Valt : Yeah! He's a monster!

Lui : Pfft- *holds back his laughs*

Shu : 💢💢💢SHIROSAGI SHADDUP!!!

Free : No wonders. *applauds* Well done valty. You did imitate Red eye I mean Shu very well.

Shu : HOYA THAT'S NOT SOMETHING YOU SHOULD APPRECIATE!!!

Valt : Hehe!

Shu : Hqbdjjsbekwmbshjwbehj!!!!!!!!!

Lui, Free : Valty baby you're so innocent we love you!!

Valt : Hehe I love you too!

Shu : ......... why Shu... just why....?!!!