Blader's crazy adventures and Randomness

Valt's weird dream-

Valt : *sleeps in Lui's bed comfortably* Zzz... Zzz... ≡￣﹏￣≡

Lui : Aw when did you come here valty? *covers him with blanket* Goodnight sweet dreams valty *Lays beside him*

Valt : *moves around in his sleep and put his leg on Lui's waist* Zzz... *snores*

Lui : *Kiss valt's forehead* You are even more cute when you're sleeping

Valt : Don't... L..lui!! Zzz... ahhh.... staph...

Lui : Me..?

Valt : zzz.... m..move... zzz...

Lui : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Ooooh~

Next day....

Lui : YO! SHOE, FRENCH FRIES YOU TWO LOSE TO ME! *Happy mood*

Shu : The what-

Free : Did you got a fangirl finally?

Lui : Nope-

Shu : And?

Lui : You won't believe me, But you have too, Yesterday night valty slept with me

Free : He always sleep with me too.

Shu : Yeah same. Not a big deal sharkie.

Lui : Bish- I mean, He and I~ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Shu and Free : WHAT THE WHAT?!!! *yandere mode*（╯‵□′）╯︵┴─┴

Lui : He had a dream about us together~

Shu and Free : Frick- ARE YOU KIDDING US?!? IT'S JUST A DAMN DREAM!!!

Lui : Yes, which means he's always thinking about me that's why he get me in his beautiful dream. You losers are eliminated.

Valt : *looks like a zombie* a...ah....

Shu : Valty?!! Are you okay?!?

Valt : s..shu... I got... weirdest dream... ever.... *hugs Shu*

Shu : *pat his head* what is it?

Free : *goes to valt and hug him* Something's wrong valty?

Valt : Yes... Lui in my dream killed you two...

Shu and Free : YOU TRAITOR EVEN IN VALTY'S DREAM TOO?!!!

Lui : .........

Valt : And... he raped me.... I'm too scared... *start crying*

Lui : ......... I did what-

Free : Alright now explain yourself young man, why you killed us and raped valty in his dreams?

Shu : Poor valty I'm here don't cry.. *hugs valt tightly to comfort him*

Lui : I have no idea really....

Valt : I watch a weird movie yesterday.... with Wakiya...

Shu : What kind of a movie is that?

Valt : Weird like my dream...

Lui : so... I was that villain like in the movie.......?

Valt : *nods*

Lui : ............... why life just why...

Shu : I will talk with Wakiya about this *mommy mode on*

Free : Alright don't cry its just a dream.

Valt : But.... what if it come true...?

Lui : IT FREAKING WON'T!!! WHY WOULD I DO SUCH A THING VALTY? DO I LOOK LIKE THAT?!

Valt : *nods*

Lui : I-...... *hugs valt* I won't hurt you my baby valty I won't do it you're my life I love you so much..

Free : We didn't get eliminated shirosagi~ *tease him*

Shu : Yesh, you imagined things in wrong way~

Lui : Shut up idiots TvT