Reincarnated in Star Vs The Forces of Evil

How Miss Heinous Got Her Groove Back

Heinous was was snuggled up with a blanket in the back of her car. Rasticore, who had now fully regenerated most of his torso, was her pillow. Gemini was supposed to be acting as a guard and keep an eye out. So she was obviously curious when he disturbed her afternoon nap by knocking on the window. She pushed the button to lower the window.

"What is it?" - Heinous

"You have a guest, Madame." - Gemini

Heinous was confused until she saw Aster behind him. Her eyes widened for a second before pushing the button again to raise the window.

"Give me a moment!" - Heinous

Aster rolled his eyes as he stood around, waiting for the next five minutes. He tried talking with Gemini, but he was...weird. It was quite obvious he was in love with Miss Heinous, too.

Eventually, Heinous emerged from the back of the car, having put on some make up and adjusted her hair. She politely bowed, Aster was still a prince, after all. Aster returned the bow, trying to show he wasn't here with any bad intentions.

"I wish you'd called before hand, and given me some time to properly prepare. Maybe get some tea..." - Heinous

Aster waved his hand, creating a simple but nice table and chairs with a tea set. He used his wand to fill the tea pot with tea.

"Ah, well, I see your magic is as strong as ever. Do you think you could...?" - Heinous

She gestured to her car, which was pretty banged up from all the traveling they did.

"Sure. But if, and only if, you hear me out on my offer." - A

"The car first." - Heinous

She insisted. Aster sighed but agreed. He used some magic to not only fix the car, but improve it. Now it looked more like a luxurious RV.

"Wonderful, now, what can I do for you? Are you perhaps here to finally offer me Princess Marco's spine?" - Heinous

She said while drinking the tea.

"Not exactly-" - A

"Posture." - Heinous

Aster stared at her before fixing his posture so his back was straight.

"I want to help you get your old job back. St Olga's needs you." - A

Heinous felt delighted to hear this. Finally! She would regain her prestigious role!...however. She knew Aster wasn't the type to give her this for no good reason.

"What do you get out of it?" - Heinous

"The royal heirs there do nothing but party all day. The androids I've dispatched usually get ignored or damaged by their parties. They're supposed to be the next generation of rulers. They may not have chosen this life, but it's their responsibility. If they care about their people, they'll have to learn to balance their normal life with their royal duties." - A

He sipped his tea.

"Then why do you need me? You seem quite capable...I've heard about your so-called Dragon Knights. With a force like that, I doubt any princess would refuse your order. You could simply burn them to a nice crisp." - Heinous

She smiled.

"And enrage their respective kingdoms? No, thank you. And while my androids are very capable, they can't handle the job...but you could. You keep the school in tip top shape. Not a speck of dust anywhere." - A

"That's true. I did take pride in my ability to control-I mean...manage, my school." - Heinous

"...indeed. Well, I'd like you to restore order and, if you succeed, I'll give you the position of head mistress. But there are conditions." - A