Marauders: Pick up lines

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James: James will walk over to you with a smirk before saying "they say that kissing for one whole minute usually burns 2

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James: James will walk over to you with a smirk before saying "they say that kissing for one whole minute usually burns 2.6 calories, wanna burn some calories with me?" At which point you reply "Are you trying to say I'm fat?" Then James will babble on and on about how you're so perfect t and he didn't mean it like that!

Sirius: Sirius will sit beside you in the library when you're trying to study and say "I love how everyone has different beliefs in life, like me, I'm a firm believer that you can't choose your father but you can choose your daddy," he will then w...

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Sirius: Sirius will sit beside you in the library when you're trying to study and say "I love how everyone has different beliefs in life, like me, I'm a firm believer that you can't choose your father but you can choose your daddy," he will then wink at you while the other Marauders face palm.

Sirius: Sirius will sit beside you in the library when you're trying to study and say "I love how everyone has different beliefs in life, like me, I'm a firm believer that you can't choose your father but you can choose your daddy," he will then w...

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Remus: when Remus is drunk he can't help but flirt with you and say things like "I love chocolate but I would never eat it again if it meant I could get a piece of that ass," he will then proceed to slap your bum, the next day he won't be able to look at you with out stuttering an apology.

Remus: when Remus is drunk he can't help but flirt with you and say things like "I love chocolate but I would never eat it again if it meant I could get a piece of that ass," he will then proceed to slap your bum, the next day he won't be able to ...

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Peter: when Peter sits next to you in class he will say "I'd treat you like my homework, I'll slam you in the table and do you all night," you will frown before saying "you always copy my homework?" Which ends up with Peter feeling stupid and his friends laughing at him.

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