Greed and Despond (Ban x Sin!Reader)

KINKTOBERRRRR

you know I gotta do it to 'em
*inhale*

THIS IS MY NSFW ALPHABET FOR BAN AND NO I DON'T TAKE CRITICISM

A: Aftercare — What are they like after sex?
We all know Ban is gonna pass out after doin' the do. If he does anything other than sleep, he'll probably tease you, get into a cuddle session, then fall asleep.

B: Body Part — What's their favorite part of their partner's body?
Stomach and lower back. He gets very kissy when he gets down there.

C: Cum — Where do they like to splooge?
T u m m y

D: Dirty Secret — Dirty somethin-somethin they're not comfortable with telling their partner?
HE 👏 LOVES 👏 BEING 👏 THE 👏 BOTTOM

E: Experience — How much experience do they have?
Not much. He was a hoe for w while before he met Elaine, then he went all limp, but he catches on really quickly and knows exactly how to get you going.

F: Favorite Position — How do they like to do it?
C o w g i r l

G: Goofy — Serious or nah while in bed?
He liked to tease and make snarky comments. Not necessarily goofy but definitely not serious.

H: Hot Spots — What place drives them crazy when stimulated?
His annoyingly adorable fangs or his hair. Don't @ me.

I: Intimacy — How intimate are they in the moment?
He hates it, but he can be really cute and lovey-dovey and romantic without trying.

J: Jack Off — How they choking the chicken?
He loves being teased by you, so just imagining you talking dirty to him is enough to get him going.

K: Kinks — 😏😏😏
Biting 👏 and 👏 praise

L: Location — Favorite place to do the do?
He liked teasing and touching in public, because watching you try to recover is really cute, but he prefers doing it in private. Somewhere confined is always nice, though, like a broom or storage closet.

M: Motivation — What gets them going?
Dirty talk.

You know it, I know it.

N: NO — Something they would never do, under any circumstance?
Hurt you. He was abused and he would never want to inflict that on anyone- especially you.

O: Oral — Give or take?
He's giving it, and he's relishing it.

P: Pace — Fast, slow, or in between?
Slow in the beginning, but then he gets into it.

Q: Quickie — Normal or quickie?
He likes the feedback and banter- quickies aren't his style.

R: Risk — Risks? New styles?
He likes trying new things, but, let's be honest. He's an old fashioned man in sex style.

S: Stamina — How long do they last?
Damn this boy can fuck. But when he's out, he's out.

T: Toy — Any toys?
Nah, he likes the be the thing that makes you squirm. ( w h e e z e I'm going to hell)

U: Unfair — How much do they tease?
Bitch that's all he does sometimes.

V: Volume — How loud are they?
His masculinity is too fragile for him to be any louder than small grunts.

W: Wild Card — Author Head-cannon
Ban is a bottom. There is literally no doubt. He has top energy, but when you get in bet he's a total sub.

YOU KNOW ITS TRUE DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT.

X: X-ray — How big the dick, how nice the pussy?
Long and a lil girthy- always nice when he goes all the way in.

Y: Yearning — How much do they want it?
It's not as bad as a lot of people assume at first. He's not super sex-driven. Usually it's you who wants it, and he's always happy to deliver.

Z: ZZZ — How fast do they fall asleep?
Literally he cums and he's out. Sometimes he lasts a couple minutes after, but he's a sleepy boi.

All of these are true and you know it.