I'm tagging everyone as wildly inaccurate Christmas songs and no I don't take criticism
(Y/N)- Seasons greetings by Linneah
Bitter???? Broken hearted???? "I fucking hate your guts"??? Perfect.
Elaine- All I Want Fro Christmas Is You by Mariah Carey
Overplayed, obsessive, my least favorite. Fitting!
Elizabeth- Santa Baby by Madonna
"I'm super innocent but low key a hoe also my voice is annoying" but the songs good so it's cool.
Meliodas- Rudolph the Red-noses Reindeer by Burl Ives
Everyone hates him but then everyone loves him cause they figure out he's useful.
Except like backwards
Escanor- Jingle Bell Rock by Bobby Helms
Thinks it's the best and, let's be honest, it kinda is.
Liz- Last Christmas by Wham!
"Last Christmas I gave you my heart but the very next day I got brutally slaughtered and then reincarnated as a 16 year old girl with big boobs???? What...? Uhm chil' anyways my lover still loves me but it's not really me and my life's pretty crazy. Well not really life but u get what I mean."
Arthur- Silent Night by Michael Buble
Nobody really knows much about it or what the FUCK is going on but it's still like everyone's favorite???? And I'm surprisingly cool with it???
Hawk- Jingle Bells by Dean Martin
Every child's favorite.
Nobody knows why.
But it is.
And we all know every word.
*sigh*
Merlin- Rockin Around the Christmas Tree by Brenda Lee
The best and no I don't take criticism.
Ban- The Twelve Days of Christmas by Bing Crosby
Everything is like "oH yEAh oF cOurSe I KnoW iT" But after you get to six nobody knows what the hell is going on except for the one mouth-breathing, no-life in the corner
I am mouth breathing no life
Hendrickson- Frosty the Snowman by Bing Crosby
That one fuckin fever dream that shouldn't have happened but always fucking comes back and now we love it and ugh
Diane- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus by the Jackson 5
"I saw Meliodas kissing Elizabeth and literally fucking everyone kissing everyone except me and king so fuck it" and this song is so stupid but so unbearably lovable I hate it
King- A Holly Jolly Christmas by Burl Ives
The one song that actually makes sense. The one good character that's not wildly overpowered or big boobed or anime-fied. The good child. Might appeal to the pedo crown but who cares-
Hauser- All I Want For Christmas (Is My Two Front Teeth) by Nat Cole King Trio
Absolute crackhead. Should not exist but does. And we all very much appreciate it.
Jericho- I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas by Gayla Peevey
Jerichos great and all. But I made her relatable. I made her I want a hippopotamus for Christmas. And no. I do not regret it.
Gowther- O Come All Ye Faithful by Lionel Richie
Nobody fucking likes you
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