RWBY's Monstrous Education

Almudron

A/N: Thanks as always to qazse for reaction ideas.

"Before we begin, I think you should know that this leviathan is widely considered to be Mizutsune arch nemesis/rival." Katana decided to give the group a head's up.

"Really, why?" Pyrrha asked.

"Oh you'll know once you see it." Katana said.

"Whatever it is, I am certain that together, we would be able to defeat it!" Ren said confidently as he petted Sakurai's head.

(Yes! I refuse to fall to an Almudron. And with your assistance, Ren, it would never defeat us!) Sakurai declared, letting out a howl.

"Why don't we see what it is first before declaring war on one." Ironwood said as they started the video.

A Bullfango was seen walking into a shallow swamp. "Heh heh. Being a Bullfango is awesome!" It declared proudly, before it heard a strange noise.

"Playing in the dirt after a hard day's work..." A narrator's voice spoke as if performing a poem, almost like a haiku.

"Hello? Who said that? Wait, what? Hello?" The Bullfango asked, looking around a bit as it continued, before a serpent-like creature rose up from behind it in the water. "Huh?!" The boar monster questioned fearfully at the noise.

Many of them laughed as the boar heard the narrator. "I always thought it was funny when the characters talked back to the narrator." Jaune admitted.

"Especially if the narrator's saying dumb stuff and the person calls them out on it!" Nora giggled.

Then, they saw a serpent-like creature following the pig. "Well, looks like that pig's getting turned into bacon." Coco said.

"Coco! Don't be so quick to write him off! He might make it out of there." Velvet scolded her leader.

"A grumpy old beast rises from the murk." The narrator continued to speak his poem as the creature slowly moved through the water towards the Bullfango.

"Okay, dude. Seriously, where are you? You can't just-" The Bullfango began to complain, before hearing a noise behind it as the creature submerged. "Wait- wait a minute, what? Hello?" The boar creature asked as it turned to look behind itself. However, it saw nothing. "Huh. Could've sworn that I heard something-" The fanged beast dismissed, starting to turn around, before massive mud pillars emerged all around the small monster, causing it to scream in panic while trying to find a way to safety.

Then, everyone jumped when the mud walls started shooting up. "Oh no! Run little piggy, run!" Ruby cried out.

"Yeah, Piggy better get his pork butt out of there." Yang agreed.

"You know, Pork Butt actually comes from the shoulder of pigs." Neo pointed out. [1]

"How and why do you know that?" Ilia asked.

"Hey, I have a very refined palate. I did my best to make sure Neo and I ate only the best." Roman declared proudly.

"Are you all ignoring the fact giant walls of mud are launching out of the ground?" Ren asked.

"Perhaps its moving at such fast speeds, it's displacing the mud in large walls like what we're seeing here." Ironwood theorized. "Too bad we don't have any muddy ponds near Mantle. Maybe we could get them to fix the holes in the wall. A nice thick wall of mud, then some fire dust to dry it and harden it almost to cement. That should keep out everything up to Megaliaths." He said.