RWBY's Monstrous Education

Tobi-Kadachi

A/N: Thanks to my brother Sai Kunai Blade for the script and qazse for help with reactions. Remember, the video for this lore is "Squirrel-Snake! Tobi-Kadachi Lore" on Sai's YouTube channel: Sai Blade. Be nice and subscribe so he stops being depresso espresso.

Sai stood in front of another hunter, quite a bit heftier from the look of things, clad in iron armor, sat at a table with a VERY large platter of food in front of him. The demonic hunter then sighed at the one before him. "Okay, so we've got a deal, then? I'll go out an make a video about the monster you need to hunt and you'll ACTUALLY go out and do the job you were shipped across an ocean to do and in exchange, I won't kick you off the cliff behind you." Sai laid out the terms of their agreement, looking past the sizeable hunter to reveal he was indeed sat right next to a cliff.

Despite the threat of being flung off a cliff, the other hunter didn't seem eager to do as Sai asked. "Oh, come on, dude. That's a lot of work! And I'm helping out here at the Canteen, trying all these new meals the chef wants to put on the menu!" The Fiver Bro tried, rather poorly, to argue his case.

Everyone was confused at Sai's hostility towards his fellow hunter. "Who... is that, exactly? Sai certainly doesn't seem to like him." Ozpin said.

Razara groaned at this. "The Fiver Bro. That's what people call him, since they don't want to bother learning his name." She explained.

"That's mean of you guys. He can't be that bad, can he?" Velvet asked.

"He's a lazy piece of crap that pawns all of his jobs off on whoever passes by and if you disagree, he'll whine until you do agree. Then he just sits there all day eating so much that he puts Nora to shame!" Tekko complained.

The students were all shocked at this, while Nora got a bit angry. "What?! No way! No one can defeat me in an eating competition!" She declared. Katana snapped her fingers and a massive platter of food was dropped in front of Nora. The hammer-wielder dug in, but after a while, she had to stop after only finishing roughly half of the platter. "He... He's not human..." She groaned. Thankfully, Katana snapped again and Nora was returned to normal before her stomach could burst.

Suddenly, several people found them on Sai's side. Especially the Atlesians. "Unacceptable! He should be made to do his own work! If he was shipped across the sea to the New World, he should earn the right to be there. Valuable time and resources were used to bring him along with the others, he should at least do enough to pay back those resources!" Winter said angrily.

"Exactly! If he's forcing others to do his jobs, that means they have to postpone their own work, which leaves the monsters they likely had to hunt free to cause havoc because they aren't being put in check! This man is a disgrace to the hunter organization!" Ironwood snapped.

Summer wanted to defend the Hunter, but couldn't. "Yeah, I've got nothing. Even I have to wonder how he still has a job." She admitted.

Sai was having none of it, however. "That is NOT A JOB. And even if it was, I'm sure we have plenty of other hungry hunters that could help." He countered, then sighed. "Honestly, it is a miracle you haven't been fired and sent home yet." He admitted.

The Fiver Bro just waved it off. "Ah, it's cool, man. I just ask all the other hunters to do me a solid and do my jobs when they're out on their missions. As long as it gets done, the commander doesn't care." He explained, shamelessly admitting that he's never done the jobs he specifically was assigned to.