RWBY's Monstrous Education

Gypceros

A/N: Thanks as always to qazse for help with reactions and thanks to my brother Sai for making the video, "The Bumbling Bird! Gypceros Lore". Be sure to watch along as you read.

Sai and Aiden were seen having a conversation. "Man, Sai. Great takedown. That Barroth is a beauty of a specimen." Aiden praised as a sleeping Barroth was seen in the research area.

Sai seemed quite proud of this himself. "Aww, thanks man. It was nothing, really. It was actually super easy, thanks to my trusty HAMMER." The Sapphire Star declared as he raised up a familiar sight... the giant turkey leg hammer.

Many laughed at the sight of the familiar hammer, while the Atlesians could only groan. "Oh, not this again..." Weiss groaned.

"Why would he keep such a foolish weapon?" Ironwood questioned.

Winter's eyebrow was even twitching in irritation. "And here I was hoping we were done with these ludicrous weapon designs." She sighed.

Qrow smirked at this. "You guys should know by know, 'logic' and 'sanity' don't apply with monsters or hunters." He told them.

Ruby, Yang, Nora and Neo were still giggle from the hammer, until Nora's stomach growled. "Oh, man. Now I'm hungry for turkey legs." Nora groaned.

"We'll have to get some when we get home. Or maybe some fried chicken." Yang said.

"You girls remember you can make anything you want here, right?" Razara questioned, summoning a Swanson, which is a turkey leg wrapped in bacon, for herself, Yang and Nora.

"Turkey leg... With BACON..." Nora said, drooling over her new treat.

"Aww, yeah! That's what I'm talking about!" Yang said, tearing into it like a ravenous animal, much to Weiss disgust.

"Ugh. You have NO table manners what to speak of." She said snootily.

"Yang... I know I taught you table manners before I left." Summer groaned in embarrassment at her stepdaughter's ravenous eating habits.

Crickets could be heard as Aiden was clearly not impressed. "Seriously, dude? That has got to be the goofiest thing I've ever seen." He told his friend, trying not to laugh.

Sai, however, DID laugh at this. "Oh, you wanna talk about the goofiest thing you've ever seen? Well, if you think it's this hammer, you ain't seen nothing yet." The host assured his fellow hunter, before everything went black.

"Yeah, right. What could POSSIBLY be goofier than that?" Jaune asked.

"You?" Cinder asked teasingly, her smirk growing at the blonde boy's indignant "Hey!".

Akasha could be seen walking through the swamps of the Old World. "Nature- and really, life in general- is fragile, unpredictable things. Sometimes the smallest things can have the biggest impact, such as in 1987, when a squirrel caused the stock market to crash after chewing through the wires of the Nasdaq automated trading computer, interrupting twenty million trades and almost sending America into a second Great Depression." Sai explained as his daughter fought some Bullfangos.

Katana told them a bit about Earth's history, so they knew what the Great Depression was. And they were shocked by this knowledge. "Seriously?! A squirrel could've caused another Great Depression? That's insane!" Blake said in shock.

"That poor squirrel!" Pyrrha cried out worriedly, the other two members of the cinnamon trio gasping in horror as well.

"I hope it didn't get electrocuted!" Velvet said in concern.