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~:*:~ Seventy-Seven ~:*:~

Bright

I heard that Jedson was discharged last night, and he wasted no time this morning posting his story on Facebook.

Well... it was a fabricated story, and I'm pretty sure Nate had to do the typing for him given his limited hand mobility.

Here's what he posted:

Hello everyone! Thank you for

all the well-wishes and support.

I'm sorry for not personally responding

to each and every message, but it was

all just a bit too overwhelming

for me! Just know that I appreciate

your concern, and I'm happy to

report that I'm doing much

better! I only have a few minor

bruises and cuts, and my casts are

just a precaution.

Nothing is broken! =)

Now to clear up some INSANE

rumours. Yes, I've seen the videos

and pictures online, so there's no need

to keep sending them my way. I just

want to set the record straight once

and for all. I LOCKED MYSELF IN

THE FREEZER. It was an accident,

and no one was with me to let me out.

Bright came to my rescue the following

morning because he suspected I was in

trouble. My friends noticed that I hadn't

returned to my room all night, and

Bright knew that the kitchen was a place

I liked to go when I was craving

something that wasn't sold on campus.

It was pure coincidence

that he happened to overhear me

mention my desire to eat a decent

brownie! So when I went missing, he

smartly chose to search the culinary

building first.

So I repeat... I LOCKED MYSELF