Everything Wrong With The Amazing World of Gumball

EWW: The Spoon

Anais: And you, Dad, what did you get her?
Richard: With a bright smile Nothing!
Gumball, Darwin and Anais: Shocked What?!
Richard: Screams in panic AAAH! I forgot
Richard is a terrible husband +1

Richard: What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do?! Tugs at his ears What... am... I... gonna... do?! Sobs
Anais: How about you buy her a present?
Richard: Grabs Anais Yes! Wait. No! I have to watch the kids. Hmm... Thinks, then suddenly gets an idea Hey, guys. You don't have to watch the kids. Hands a bill to Gumball Here's a twenty. Go buy her something special- from the gas station.
Or...you could just bring them with you? +1

Anais watches them leave, then facepalms
Instead of saying something Anais just stands there as they leave then facepalms. +1

The scene cuts to the Gas Station, with Gumball and Darwin giddily running in
Larry: Asleep, then gets startled awake by the door beep Yah! Welcome to the Gas Station, where we never sleep, cause we're not allowed to...
Gumball and Darwin: Race past Hi, mister!
Larry isn't at all concerned about two children coming into the store by themselves this late at night. +1

Sal Left Thumb enters the Gas Station behind the kids
Larry: Can I help you?
Sal Left Thumb: Yeah. Can it and hand over the cash.
Larry: Ha ha... What?
Sal Left Thumb: Don't make me use this! Pulls out a rusty spoon
Larry: Oh my gosh... He's got a spoon! Starts running in circles He's got a spo- Smacks into the glass wall surrounding the register and falls unconscious
Larry is scared of this +1

Security camera footage shows Sal dragging Larry out of the register area
A veteran criminal like Sal didn't think to check for any CCTV cameras before doing this. +1

Gumball holds up the card. It's a holographic card that switches between a woman sitting in a park and an amazon standing in fire
Darwin: It's like the best gift ever!
Gumball: Yeah, Mom's gonna love it!
Awww, them being so excited for their Mom to see this gift is adorable! -1

Gumball and Darwin walk up to the window, where Sal is rapidly pulling money out of the register. Gumball taps on the window, startling Sal
Gumball: Excuse me, sir, what are you doing? Gasps Are you robbing the store?!
Sal Left Thumb: Sarcastically Nah. I'm collecting for charity!
Gumball and Darwin: Get sparkly eyed Whoa!Gumball: Awesomely kind! Which charity is it?
Sal Left Thumb: Caught off guard Oh, er... Looks around trying to make up something and sees a rack of eggs behind Gumball Bald people!
Gumball and Darwin: Can we help?
I get that Season 1 Gumball and Darwin are more naive than their later selves, but they aren't this naive.

Aka, Writers make Gumball and/or Darwin uncharacteristically stupid cliché +1

Sal Left Thumb: You're kidding, right?
Gumball: We'd never joke about bald people!
He says this but they joke about Richard, who was confirmed to be bald in The Stars, quite a lot +1

Gumball: What could bring a smile to their little bald faces?
Darwin: Hmm...
Gumball: Points Ooh! Ooh! Sunglasses! Grabs a pair of heart-shaped sunglasses from a rack. Darwin is seen wearing star-shaped sunglasses
Gumball and Darwin: Oooooh!
Gumball: Points again Ahh! Ahh! A bikini! Grabs a blue/green patterned bikini bottom from another rack and puts them on. Darwin is also wearing a bikini bottom
Gumball and Darwin: Whoaaaa!
Gumball: Fake mustache! Grabs one Make-up! Grabs some lipstick
Darwin: Wigs? Reaches for one Nah.
Gumball: A princess tiara?Grabs one
Gumball and Darwin: Yeah! Gumball and Darwin are shown wearing everything they took, with the fully stuffed bag behind them I'm bald and I'm proud!
Awwwwwww, I miss how innocent these two were in Season 1. It's so freaking adorable! -5