Lucy Simian: All right, you two. What's today's excuse? Gumball: clears throat Our dad ate our homework. Gumball expects her to believe this. Yes, it's true, but it still sounds completely unbelievable +1
Mister Small: Now, let me show you something. rummages around in his cabinet, he takes out a small hat and blows on it This is the lying hat. Now, watch what happens when I put it on. Your mother called! Gumball and Darwin: Oh! Mister Small: She says she hates you. Gumball: gasp, tearfully She does? Darwin: glass breaking I think my heart just broke. I know he was trying to teach them about lying, but did he have to do so with such a cruel lie? I mean you can hear how upset they were. +5
Gumball: to Alan You've got no hands. Alan deflates Why is he shocked and/or hurt by this? He spent a good chunk of The Third trying to get Gumball +1
Gumball: to Penny I love you. Penny gasps Gumball/Penny make their love for the other obvious but it somehow goes nowhere cliché +1
Darwin: But he'll never make the first move. Not only has he already made the first move more than once before, e.g The End when he asks her to kiss him and holds a fake wedding, The Mystery where he says he loves her going up the stairs, and The Pressure where he performs a stunt outside the treehouse to try and impress her, two of which Darwin was actually there for, but he also continues to do so in later episodes like The Knights when he invites her to study with him, a flashback in The Fridge where he came up to her with a flower and The Kids by trying to invite her to the mall. And technically he literally just did again by saying he loves her. Not to mentionhe's the one who ends up finally making the successful first move in The Shell when he finally kisses her.
TL;DR Darwin is completely wrong and has no idea what he's talking about. +25
Gumball: Principal Brown, can I be honest with you? Nigel Brown: Uh, I— Y-yes. Gumball: I can't help thinking that your relationship with Miss Simian could be compromising your professionalism. Darwin: I completely agree, Gumball. And, frankly, I fear my education is suffering as a result. Since when did these two even remotely care about school? +1
Mister Small: Let me put this in a language you kids will understand— hippity rap! The song "The Honesty Rap" starts Mister Small: H-h-h-h-honesty crab scratch Honesty! Break it down! When you want to be honest, just beware Truth hurts in this nitrogenic atmosphere You gotta wake up, realize, and recognize Sometimes the truth has strategeical lies But keep them lies of a managable size Or tears will arise and hurt their eyes So before you speak, it's best to remember Each individual case will require a specific judgement call, depending on who you're talking to and the context of the conversation! Song ends
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Gumball: Hmm. Okay, I think I got it. You should always tell the truth, unless you have to lie, but if you do lie, you should tell the truth about it, unless you're talking to someone who's lying, because if they tell a lie and you tell the truth, it'll be a lie because you were lying about telling the truth, inside of a lie, so the whole thing's a lie while still being true. Darwin's head explodes AHHAHAHAHAHAHA -5
Mister Small: Hmmmm. Okay. Looks like I'm going to have to introduce you to someone else. rummages through his filing cabinet I'd like you to say hello to the Silence Snake. Gumball and Darwin: Hello, Si-- Mister Small and Silence Snake: Silencessssssssss! Gumball: B-- Mister Small and Silence Snake: Silencessssssss! Gumball and Darwin let out a scared whimper Mister Small: Now, I bet your tiny minds are thinking... dopey, childish voice "But, what if there's something important we need to say?" normal voice Well, why don't you ask the Silence Snake? Gumball and Darwin let out another scared whimper Mister Small: Go on. He won't bite. Gumball: O-kay... What— Mister Small and Silence Snake: Silencesssssss! Mr Small can't teach kids about honesty well enough so decides to just traumatize and terrify them into not wanting to speak at all instead +5
He also makes them believe that even if they need to say something important that they should just remain quiet and not tell anyone, which is an awful lesson. +5
Mister Small: Well, it looks like my work here is done. he begins to lose his balance
Mr. Small falls into the bottom drawer of the filing cabinet and it shuts Mister Small: muffled Uh... boys? Can you hear me? Say something! The Silence Snake is glaring at Gumball and Darwin, which makes them too scared to say anything At least he got karma for it. -1
Nigel Brown: Hmm? Oh, it's just not the same.Gumball and Darwin rush in making urgent sounds Nigel Brown: Oh, what now? Gumball and Darwin continue attempting to communicate without opening their mouths Why are they being quiet in here? The snake isn't here so it can't tell them to be quiet. +1
Lucy Simian: What do you want? The boys do the same routine againLucy Simian: What? I'm trapped down the old abandoned well? Oh, no! I'm coming! falls through a second story window Aaaaah! slams onto pavement AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA -5
Rocky: What's that? Mr. Small rocked back smugly on his chair, fell into the bottom drawer of his filing cabinet, it locked shut, and you want to use these crowbars to break him out? Gumball and Darwin: gasp Mmmmm! They take the crowbars and hug him Rocky: Aww Aww -1
Nicole: Oh, I'm so proud of you two! Gumball and Darwin: Thanks, Mom. They're suddenly not scared of speaking anymore for no reason +1
