Everything Wrong With The Amazing World of Gumball

EWW: The Photo

The episode fades from black, showing Gumball with his back to the camera. After moving to the music's beat for a while, he turns around and poses for a photo. The camera snaps a photo, which shows an ugly Gumball. He continues to make several more poses, but all photos end up unsightly.
So, why is this even happening? He looks fine before the photos are taken but when they are he for some reason becomes ugly in all of them for no reason? I mean we've seen multiple other photos of him throughout the show where he looked fine, so why is it only happening to him now? Is it that specific camera that just doesn't like him for some reason +1

Mister Small​​​​: Hey, take it easy, little guy. You're putting too much pressure on yourself.
Gumball: Is it really too much to ask to have a decent school photo once in my life? Continues crying
Awwww, poor guy... -5

Mister Small​​​​: Have you ever tried Shotofop?
Discount Photoshop. +1

Also if Shotofop is anywhere near as expensive as Photoshop, then how on earth is someone like Gumball managing to afford it? +1

Gumball walks away. Carrie enters the photo studio, and Mr. Small clicks the camera. A photo comes out, and they both look at it. It shows just the backdrop; Carrie cannot be seen on it
What was the point in Carrie even doing this? She knew she wouldn't be visible in it so waiting to take her photo was just a waste of time. +1

Darwin: Yeah, I know. I was lying so you wouldn't be whining about your school photo all day. Just deal with it. You're not photogenic, and there's nothing you can do about it.
This was...unusually direct and truthful from Darwin. +1

Gumball: The most important thing is to smile with your eyes!
Darwin: That makes absolutely no sense.
Gumball: Just tell me if I'm doing it right![Gumball's face changes back to normal
Darwin: Mm, mm, that's a lot better now.
Gumball: Good! Gumball's eyes are both replaced by mouths and his voice gets tripled
Gumball gets some water from his water bottle, rinses his mouth and the water spews out from his right eye into the bucket
aaaand, I'm not gonna be able to sleep tonight. +1

Gumball: Are you serious? If you were drowning and this Takes out a photo of Gumball showing a funny face came to the rescue, you'd swim downwards!Gumball's forehead catches on fire, and Darwin screams, flailing his arms and tries to put out of the fire as Bobert runs away but Gumball moves away
Gumball: Leave it! I burned, I peel and it's tan!
Gumball's entire face catches on fire
Yeah.....he should be dead. +1

Gumball: Oh really? Well, I can understand how you look awesome in a staged school photo with a nice background and flattering lighting, but how do you explain this?! Takes out a photo that shows Alan's handsome face on a school race This is you after you won a marathon! In ninety degree heat! With the flu!
If Alan had the flu why was he at school participating in a school sport's day? +1

Gumball: Oh yeah, then how do you explain this one?! Takes out another photo showing Alan peacefully resting in bed
Alan​​​​: How did you get that?
Gumball: Doesn't matter
Gumball is a creepy ass stalker. +1

Darwin is relieved and smiles at this reply. The school bell rings and Gumball and Darwin run around the bathroom
Gumball and Darwin: AH! We gotta get to the gym!
Darwin: Wait, that's the two o'clock bell. We've got another hour.
Gumball: Really? That's never happened before.
Ey, nice little fourth wall break! -1

Darwin: What's going on with the lights?
Gumball: I don't know! Just keep running! Where is she?!
The lights flash on and off ominously as Tina roars many times. Then they come by a door from where they see Tina inside. It turns out that Tina is roaring from trying to do a split
Scary thing turns out to not actually be scary cliché +1

They are surprised by Alan (who ignores them, or doesn't seem aware of them). He floats towards their direction
Darwin: Quietly Here we go...this is it. Come and get us...all smiles hiding his fury.
Gumball: Yeah. He definitely wants to get even because I whooped his butt earlier. He's gonna do something!
Darwin: Quietly But what, dude? What?
They believe Alan, the nicest kid in Elmore, would want to retaliate for Gumball attempting to beat him up, something which he did nothing to stop in the first place. +1

Darwin: With a preemptive strike.Alan passes by them. Then Darwin pops him
He somehow survives literally being blown up. +1

Banana Joe: GUMBALL WATTERSON, WHERE ARE YOU?! Come and fight me LIKE A MAN!He takes off his peel, and swings it around like nunchackus. Then unfortunately since he is standing near the door he is squished unintentionally by Gumball and Darwin entering the gym
Hahahahahahaha, all that build up just to be squished by a door is great! -1

Mister Small​​​​: Right. And you're sure you're happy with your weird face, because this is the last photo I'm taking of you.
Gumball: Gasps Ready when you are. Poses
Mister Small​​​​: Okay then. On three. One...two...Gumball sneezes as he falls off the stool, ruining his last picture. The episode ends
God dammit, he just had to sneeze at the absolute last moment didn't he? +1

Total Sins: 7

Most Sinned Episode So far: The Hero (1,490,894)
Least Sinned Episode So far: The Banana (-13)