Everything Wrong With The Amazing World of Gumball

EWW: The Bet

Darwin: I still maintain that you wouldn't be able to beat Dad in an eating contest!
Gumball somehow believes that he would be able to beat Richard Watterson in an eating contest. +1

Darwin: Outraged  WHAT? No way, man, double or quits! I bet you can't pluck that flower with your butt and carry it across the playground.
Frustrated sigh ...
...This show made a butt/fart/poop joke cliché +20

Bobert: Define 'fun'.
Gumball: Oh, you know, like hanging out with friends, gawking at girls, and playing games like this one!
Since when have Gumball and Darwin ever 'gawked at girls' before? +1

Bobert: Computing friends, girls, games. Saddened Results: zero.
Gumball and Darwin look at each other, gasp, and cry
Bobert: Can I join your game?
Gumball: Of course you can.
Hugs Bobert
Awwww -1

Darwin: There's so much good we can do!
Scene cuts to Bobert releasing a jet of flames from his behind in the nurse's office
Oh for fu-
This show made a butt/fart/poop joke cliché +20

Joan: Well, I- uhh, I'm not a mechanic, but, uhh, how long has this been going on?
Bobert: Ever since I fell in love with your mom.
Did...did they seriously just make a 'your mom' joke too?!
...sigh +5

Gumball: This is a violation of the first amendment!
Nigel Brown: Preventing you from breaking medical equipment and making jokes about the nurse's mother is not a violation of your freedom of speech! As punishment, you will mow the stadium field during your lunch break. Now get out of here.
Oh...he got punished for it. I...guess that's worth some of those sins back then. -3

Darwin: Bobert, we're going to find you a girlfriend.
Gumball: What? Why?
Darwin: Whispers Because his life is pathetic and he needs some love. Normal voice Now walk up to Tina. She's desperate, and you are... available?
Bobert: But I don't know how to talk to girls.
Gumball: And he's probably not gonna appreciate switching out of slave mode to find he's married to some Jurassic meat sack!
Gotta agree with Gumball here. Forcing someone into a relationship unwillingly is not only wrong but also straight-up illegal. +1

Gumball: Blows a raspberry This world needs less rollerbladers, man.
Bobert fires laser beams at Mr. Small
Mister Small​​​​​​​: AAH!
One of his roller blades, engulfed in flames, rolls onscreen
Gumball and Darwin somehow didn't notice or hear this despite only being slightly off-screen. +1

Gumball: Oh. come on. as long as I don't say, "Bobert, terminate Gumball" or whatever, it's fine.
Despite now knowing that Bobert was taking everything he was saying as a command, even if not directly said to him, and out of context, he still says this. +1

Bobert's eye glows red. Gumball and Darwin run away as he begins firing lasers in their direction
Darwin: Why am I running? It's you he's trying to terminate.
Darwin would be good at CinemaSins. +1

As Bobert walks into the cafeteria, Darwin is crying over a turkey from the freezer dressed in Gumball's shirt
Darwin: Look at what you've done...
Bobert scans the turkey
Darwin: He was all I had.
Darwin expects Bobert, a high-tech super robot, to fall for this. +1

Gumball looks into the hall and sees Bobert, who tries to shoot more lasers at Gumball. Gumball screams and dodges a laser before grabbing the fire hose and the sticky note]
Gumball: Thanks!
Gumball jumps out of the window as Bobert shoots at him, using the fire hose to fling him into the room on the ground floor
He's completely okay after this. +1

As Bobert walks away, Joan, who is completely charred by the explosion, puts a band-aid on her head before fainting.
She's still alive after this. +1

Gumball runs into the library, closes the door and blocks it with a chair
He expected this to work. +1

Gumball: Dude, I've got a plan. It involves me running out that door.
Darwin smiles
Gumball: The problem is only one of us survives.
Gumball is willing to just leave his best friend and brother here to die. +1

Total Sins: 52

Most Sinned Episode So Far: The Fridge (687)
Least Sinned Episode So Far: The Banana (-13)