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Cait - "What is that thing? It can't be a dog. That rat looks like somebody slapped it on a table and stretched it out as far as it could go without burstin' it in half!"

Piper - "Aww!!!! What a cutie! It's so short and tiny! You would be absolutely adorable at my desk, wouldn't you, little buddy?

Curie - "Ooh, fascinating!!! I wonder how much selective breeding was required to produce such a unique, odd little dog! It is quite mignon, oui?"

MacCready - "OH, MY GOSH, IT'S LIKE A LITTLE SAUSAGE DOG!!!"

Deacon - "This little dude's unique! I like his style. Tiny legs and a long body, but he doesn't let that get him down. Awesome!"

Codsworth - "Ah! A wiener dog! And may I say, it rather does look like something that came out of a package of Oscar Mayer's finest, Mum!"

Hancock - "Aw, man, this thing looks like something I saw on that bad trip I had the other day... Of course, that thing was a skeleton, but it was shaped just like this!" 

Danse - "This is a very oddly proportioned animal... However, it must not be discounted because of its size. I am sure that it will prove itself to be a very valuable member of the team. After all, as I read in a pre-war magazine once: dynamite often comes in small packages.

Preston - *legitimately gets a good laugh from the very sight of the creature* "Oh, wow, that is hilarious! Don't get me wrong, he's cute, but wow... He's just so funny-looking!"

Valentine - "Huh... That thing kind of looks like something you'd put on the grill... But he's a cute little fella."

X6-88 - "Ma'am, I think you should be rather concerned for this creature. It must have suffered some sort of mutations. Just look at how disproportionate and disfigured its body is..."

Dogmeat - Does not know what to think. This is the strangest dog he has ever seen in his life. He is honestly not even sure if it is a dog. He sniffs at it for a while, and finally decides that regardless of what it is, if it plays with him then he'll be perfectly happy.

Strong - "Run stick through long dog. Then it be good eating, heh, heh!"

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