Descendants Fanfiction Collection

This Means War

Summary: When Uma shaves Dude's butt in retaliation for Carlos not watching him and letting him chew up her shoe, Mal, Evie, Uma, Audrey, and Jane as well as Jay, Carlos, Harry, Gil, and Ben are launched into a full-on prank war. Includes lots of friendship/family feels, Bal, Jaudrey, Jarlos, Huma, and onesided Gil x Evie.

Uma walked into her apartment in Mal and Ben's castle, kicking off her shoes at the door. She stretched a bit before heading into the living room, planning to turn on a little bit of TV before she made dinner for her and the boys. After all, she definitely didn't trust them in the kitchen.

As Captain of the Guard, Uma had been working hard that day, training all of the new recruits, and it had been mercilessly excruciating work. She had been laboring tirelessly, pushing them hard as she could, and in the midst of her efforts, she had done almost as much as they had.

She was beginning to wonder which of the two sides was doing the most effort. She was quite inclined to think that she was.

Either way, she was exhausted, and very eager to sit and focus on something else that didn't involve running, push-ups, sit-ups. Pretty much anything that didn't involve moving.

Uma shuffled into the living room, and her eyes went wide as she took in the dog that was sitting there on her couch. It was that little orange mutt that Carlos had adopted, and Uma narrowed her eyes as she took in the sight of the creature. It was sitting there in her seat, her seat, as if it owned the place. And worse than that, the little rat was chewing one of her shoes.

Uma's eyes narrowed, and she glared at the creature in pure rage. He looked up at her and just seemed to notice she was there. He widened his eyes, and quickly jumped up from his place on the couch, dropping the shoe.

"It's not what it looks like!" he cried, and Uma narrowed her eyes, gritting her teeth.

"What are you doing in my house, dog?!" Uma demanded as she glared at the dog. He laid his ears back and chuckled nervously.

"Uh... Well, funny story actually... You see, I got loose from Carlos's place and decided I'd go wandering around. It was then that I smelled the most glorious scent of funions! So I went through an open doorway, and found this!" Dude told her, and Uma's eyes narrowed as she realized that the animal had just said that her feet smelled like funions.

"But when I went to leave with it, I couldn't get out because the door was shut," Dude explained with a nervous laugh, and Uma gritted her teeth, remembering well that she had left the door open for a moment as she hurried back inside the apartment to get her favorite sword. The dog must have gotten in somewhere in that time interval.

Uma set her jaw in irritation as she tried desperately to reign in her feelings of pure and unadulterated rage.

Carlos really needed to keep a better eye on his dog. After all, the boy was probably playing video games, and not giving the dog the attention that it required in order to ensure its good behavior. Nevertheless, Uma was positively infuriated at the de Vil boy.

"Dog, you've got three seconds to get out of my house," Uma informed him finally, grinding the words out from between her teeth as she informed the pet of his time. He sighed in relief.

"Oh, phew, I thought you were going to shave my butt or something!" Dude piped up, grinning happily. Uma paused suddenly as her gaze snapped to the dog. She immediately remembered Harry's shaver, and she grinned evilly as it suddenly occurred to her just how she could gain retaliation against the de Vil boy.

"Uh... Why are you smiling like that? I don't think that's a good sign," Dude pointed out worriedly, and Uma smiled even wider with her teeth glinting as she reached out for the mutt, chuckling under her breath all the while.