L Lawliet x reader head-canons and oneshots • DEATH NOTE [COMPLETED]

Dared

A/n: so you all know I usually pair pictures with my oneshots up there right? ^^ WELL, I stumbled upon a goldmine of uncensored NSFW pics (like not just having. K shirt FULLY NSFW), so... when an NSFW oneshot goes up, should it be pared with one of those pics?

Head canon: you were once dared to watch porn together, instead of fucking each other, you criticised the bad acting. (Slightly NSFW)

"Ok, (y/n) truth or dare?" Misa asked.

"Dare"

You were playing truth or dare with time of the taskforce for pass the time, you had nothing to do so why not.

"Ok... I dare you... to..."

"To?"

"To watch porn" she said.

"Ok, that's not as bad as what I've been told to do in the past"

"WITH L"

"WHAT?"

"I agree, what?" L said, suddenly paying attention.

"A dares a dare" Misa said.

It was silent for a moment. Are you really going to do this, for a stupid game? Maybe you shouldn't... it'd probably make L uncomfortable. But then again, you didn't want to lose.

"Fine"

"Excuse me?" L said.

"What? It's not that bad" you said.

"Not that bad? We'd be watching literal people doing it!"

"Yeah but once it's over I win the game"

"You're childish... you hate losing huh?"

"Yep"

"Fine... is like that too I get it" he said.

Misa had pretty much already gotten you the video up on a laptop.

"Here you go guys, I'll be watching on the cameras" she said, smirking and leaving the room.

Before you sat a laptop with a website listing many different kinds of videos to watch.

"Well, which one?" You asked.

"I dunno, that one" L replied, pointing to a random video.

You clicked on it and the video loaded up, it was one of those fake scenario ones, where it's all scripted out.

It was about someone walking in on the other taking a bath. You can tell was happens next.

"Ok firstly, NO ONES boobs are that big, that's 100% plastic surgery" you said.

"Huh? Oh yeah, that's just unrealistic" L replied.

"And she definitely has butt implants too"

"Definitely, that figure isn't natural"

You continued to watch, now the other actor had walked in.

"Ew, he's not even hot"

"No one on this is"

It was then the actors began to speak.

"OH MY GOD THATS SO UNNATURAL!" You exclaimed.

"No one talks like that... the acting is already awful and they haven't even done anything yet..." L added.

You continued to watch, cringing so hard at the awful acting.

"I don't understand, is that guy her boyfriend? Why would she be trying to hide him?" L said.

"That's what I was thinking... maybe she's cheating?" You replied.

Things were getting spicy, not a single bit of censoring was there, and apparently neither was the talent for acting.

"My god they're awful actors"

"This is just making me cringe"

You managed to make it through the video and got up, completely un-phased by what you'd both just seen.

You found Misa watching the cameras and she turned to face you.

You put her laptop on the desk and looked down at her.

"Done, I win" you said.

"So how was it?" She asked.

The cameras didn't have microphones on that room, so is not like she heard anything.

"The acting was awful" L said.

"They weren't even hot" you added.

"If was just cringe, not hot in any way"

"So all you two did was talk about how bad it was?" Misa asked.

Both of you nodded.

"There wasn't any tension or..?"

"Nope"

"How could something that awfully done arouse anyone"

"Damn, I was hoping to see you two make out" she said.

"You what?" L replied.

"What? You two are cute together"

"I'm sure we can arrange to make out sometime" you teased.

"Excuse me?" L replied.

"Don't worry, not in front of her"

"Ok oh good"

"BUT I WANNA SEE! I WANT MY SHIP CANON!"